60 Smooth Gym Rizz Lines for Your Workout Crush

Call me a resistance band, because I'm drawn to you.

Are those lifting straps? Because I'm strapped for words around you.

You must be doing pull-ups, because you're pulling me in.

Is your name Electrolytes? Because you're replenishing my spirit.

I think I need a gym buddy, want to spot each other?

Are those resistance bands? Because I can't resist you.

You must be doing hip thrusts, because you've thrust yourself into my thoughts.

Is your name DOMS? Because I'll be feeling you tomorrow.

I think I need a new workout plan, and it's all about you.

Are those compression socks? Because you've got my blood pumping.

You must be doing lat pulldowns, because you've pulled me in.

Is your name Sauna? Because you're making me sweat.

I think I need to adjust the weight, because you're too much to handle.

You must be a protein bar, because you're the perfect snack.

I'd love to be the resistance in your training routine.

Is your name Pilates? Because you've got me core-shaken.

I think I need a cooldown, because you're making me hot.

Are you doing bench presses? Because you've pressed all my buttons.

You must be a treadmill, because you've got me running in circles.

Is your name Whey? Because you're the key to my gains.

I think I need a spotter, because you've got me falling... for you.

Are those kettle bells? Because you're raising my temperature.

Roses are red, deadlifts build mass, I couldn't help notice, you've got a great... form.

Roses are red, pull-ups are tough, One look at you, and I can't get enough.

Roses are red, gym clothes are tight, Your physique's so fine, it's out of sight.

Roses are red, barbells are long, With you by my side, I'd always be strong.

Are those compression shorts? Because you're compressing all my thoughts into one: wow.

Is your name HIIT? Because you've got me breathless.

Roses are red, kettle bells swing, Your squats are so deep, they make my heart sing.

Are you a dumbbell? Because I'm feeling pretty stupid around you.

I think I need a defibrillator, because you just made my heart skip a beat.

Are you a personal trainer? Because you're personally training my eyes on you.

You don't need a spotter, but I'd love to watch your back.

Is your body fat percentage low? Because you're looking lean and mean.

I must be overtraining, because I can't stop looking at you.

Are you a protein shake? Because you're all I need to refuel.

You must be doing squats, because that booty is out of this world.

Is your name Cardio? Because you've got my heart racing.

You must be doing lunges, because you've taken a step into my heart.

Is your name Endurance? Because I could go all day with you.

I think I need to check my pulse, because you're making it race.

You must be a rowing machine, because you've got me floating.

You must be a deadlift, because you've got me floored.

Is that chalk on your hands, or are you just happy to see me?

I think I need a rest day, because you've left me weak in the knees.

Are you doing crunches? Because you're ab-solutely stunning.

You must be a barbell, because I'd love to pick you up.

Is your name Flexibility? Because you've got me all twisted up.

I don't need a mirror to check my form when I can see perfection right in front of me.

Are you a cool-down routine? Because I can't stop thinking about you post-workout.

You must be doing bicep curls, because you're armed and dangerous.

Is that sweat, or are you just glistening with awesomeness?

I think I need to adjust my form, because you've got me all bent out of shape.

Are you a yoga mat? Because I'd love to lie down with you.

Roses are red, treadmills are fast, I'd run a marathon, if you'd be my last.

Roses are red, gym towels are white, Your gains are impressive, fancy a post-workout bite?

Are you a cooldown? Because you're making me feel all kinds of relaxed.

Are you a protein shake? Because you're everything my body needs.

You must be doing push-ups, because you're pushing all my buttons.

Is your name Creatine? Because you're fueling my desire.