49 Plant Pick Up Lines They Can’t Resist

Do you have a garden? Because you've planted seeds of love in my heart.

You're so hot, you could turn my snake plant into a venus flytrap.

You've planted a seed in my heart, now let's watch it bloom into passion.

Roses are red, dandelions spread fast, let's plant some seeds and make our love last.

I hope you're into organic, because I don't use any protection on my plants.

Are you a plant? Because I can't leaf you alone.

Call me a gardener, because I'd love to plant my seed in your fertile soil.

Roses are red, lilies are white, Let's plant some seeds and stay up all night.

I'm not just trying to get in your plants, I want to root in your heart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a gardener, but I'd love to plant one on you.

You must be an eggplant, because you're bringing all the auber-genius to this conversation.

You must be good at gardening, because you've planted yourself in my heart.

Call me Johnny Appleseed, because I'd love to plant my seed in your orchard.

I must be a kiwi seed, because I'm hoping to plant myself in your heart.

Do you work at a plant nursery? Because you're giving me a growmance.

Let's skip the flowering speech and plant the seeds of something real.

Are you a citrus farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

Roses are red, my plants need sun, With you, I bet we could have some fun.

Let's be like a grafted plant - two different stems, one united growth.

Are you a mango farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

If you were a lavender plant, I'd tend to you daily, just to see you bloom.

I'd like to be the astronaut to your moon and plant my flag on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no gardener, but I'd like to plant one on you.

I must be a strawberry seed, because I'm trying to plant myself in your life.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

Let's be like a successful organ transplant - you take me inside you.

Are you a plant-based burger? Because you're impossible to resist.

I'm not just trying to get into your bed - I want to be in your window box too.

I'm like a dandelion - you can try to blow me off, but I'll just keep coming back.

Are you miracle grow? Because I swear you're making something grow in my pants.

My love for you isn't annual, it's evergreen.

I'm no wallflower, but I'd love to climb all over you.

I must be a sunflower, because my head keeps turning to follow you around the room.

Let's not beat around the bush - I want to fertilize your soil.

You must be a corpse flower, because you've got me dying to see you bloom.

I'd gladly be your garden tool if it means I get to tend to your needs.

Let's skip the flowering courtship and go straight to seeding.

You've got me so excited, my stamen is about to burst with pollen.

I'm no green thumb, but I bet I could make your garden grow.

Is your name Aloe? Because you're very vera-y attractive to me.

Let's be like a water lily - beautiful on the surface, but our roots intertwined below.

You're the missing petal in the flower of my life.

Let's be like a bonsai - meticulously cultivated and beautifully intertwined.

I'm not just here to stop and smell the roses - I'm here to make them blush.

Let's be like a succulent - thriving on minimal input but maximum passion.

Are you a cactus? Because you're looking sharp, and I can't stop pricking myself on you.

I'd traverse the Amazon just to find your rare orchid.

You must be a rafflesia - rare, exotic, and absolutely intoxicating.

I'm no florist, but I know how to arrange a perfect night.