80 Gravity Pick Up Lines for Flirting Over Text and IRL

I'd like to study the effects of microgravity with you in a zero-G chamber.

Is that the force of gravity, or are you just happy to see me?

Call me Space Bird, because your gravity is irresistible

Want to test the effects of microgravity on human reproduction?

Newton claimed gravity is the force that pulls us down, but he never felt the pull of falling for you.

Your gravity is irresistible - I'm totally in your orbit.

Are you gravity? Because you're bringing me down in all the right ways.

Is your name Gravity? Because I keep falling for the idea of cuddling with you.

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm falling for you.

Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in with your gravity.

Let's defy gravity together in my sleep pod.

I must be in zero gravity, because I feel weightless around you.

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm weightless when I'm with you.

I must be experiencing microgravity, because I'm floating on cloud nine around you.

Is your name Gravity? Because I can't help falling for you.

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm floating whenever I'm near you.

Are you gravity? Because I'm attracted to you with increasing force.

Is your name Gravity? Because I'm falling for you at 9.8 m/s².

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm weightless around you.

Want to explore my event horizon?

You must be a black hole, because I'm drawn to your heavenly body.

Your beauty defies the laws of physics - it's timeless and massless.

Your gravitational pull is irresistible - care to collide?

I'm caught in your orbit, and I don't want to escape.

Let's ignore friction and fall together.

Are you a supermassive object? Because you're warping my perception of reality.

Is your name Newton? Because you're the apple of my eye.

Your mass is affecting my spacetime continuum.

I'm falling for you faster than 9.8 m/s².

Your attraction is so strong, you must have your own gravitational field.

Are you the Earth? Because my world revolves around you.

I'm like a meteor - I've fallen hard and fast for you, and I'm about to make an impact.

You must be made of dark matter, because you're invisible but I can feel your effect on me.

Let's create our own big bang theory.

Your curves are so dangerous, they're bending light around you.

I'd like to be the astronaut to your moon and plant my flag on you.

Are you a neutron star? Because you're incredibly dense and extremely attractive.

Want to make the fall semester more interesting?

I'm falling for you harder than a skydiver without a parachute.

Let's fall off the wagon and into some fun.

You're the reason for my fall from innocence.

Fall into my arms, and I'll show you paradise.

I'm falling... can you catch me in your bed?

Let's fall from grace together.

Fall for me, and I'll make it worth your while.

Want to fall down the rabbit hole with me?

I'm falling for you like rain in autumn.

You've got me falling faster than Newton's apple.

Fall for me, and I'll never leaf you.

Let's fall into each other's orbit.

Want to be my fall break?

I'm falling... for your charms.

Let's fall into a pattern of naughty behavior.

Are you the harvest moon? Because you've got me howling.

How about we snuggle up and generate some heat to offset that autumn chill?

I'd fall from any height for a chance with you.

I'd love to be the Jack to your O-Lantern, if you know what I mean.

Fall for my charms, and I'll fall for yours.

Like the changing leaves, you've got me falling hard.

Want to come back to my place and do some leaf peeping? And by leaves, I mean...

You must be a pumpkin spice latte, because you're hot, sweet, and I can't get enough.

Is it getting chilly in here, or do you just need someone to warm you up?

Fancy a fall fling?

You're so hot, you're making my leaves fall off.

Fall with me, and I promise to catch you.

Let's fall into temptation together.

I'm falling head over heels... want to catch me?

Let's get cozy under a blanket and see what kind of friction we can generate.

Let's fall back together when daylight savings ends.

Fall is in the air, and I'm hoping you'll fall into my lap.

I'm like autumn leaves - I'll go down on you without much persuasion.

Are you the Fall equinox? Because you've got me perfectly balanced between turned on and falling in love.

I've fallen and I can't get up... unless you help me to your bedroom.

Let's fall into each other's arms and see where we land.

You must be autumn, because I'm falling hard for you.

Want to fall into bed with me?

I'm falling for you faster than leaves from a tree.

Want to be my reason for falling behind on work?

Fall for me, and I'll make sure you never want to get back up.

I'm falling... for your body.