33 Quantum Physics Pick Up Lines, from Funny to Cute

Are you a quantum wave function? Because I'd love to collapse into your arms.

Is your name Schrödinger? Because until I ask you out, you're both single and taken in my mind.

You must be made of dark matter, because you're invisible to everyone else but have a strong gravitational pull on me.

Are you a quantum tunneling event? Because you've somehow penetrated the barriers around my heart.

Your smile must emit Hawking radiation, because it's causing my black hole of loneliness to evaporate.

Is your love life governed by the uncertainty principle? Because I'd like to know your position... in bed.

You must be a boson, because you're making me feel some strong attractive forces.

Are you a quantum computer? Because you've got me in a state of superposition between turned on and in awe.

Your eyes must be entangled with mine, because every time I look at you, I feel an instant connection.

You must be a tachyon, because you've got me moving faster than light towards falling for you.

Your beauty must be quantized, because every time I look at you, my heart makes a quantum leap.

Are you a parallel universe? Because you're everything I've ever wanted in this reality and beyond.

Your charm must be a fundamental force, because I find myself irresistibly attracted to you.

Is your love non-local? Because I feel its effects even when you're not around.

You must be a quantum fluctuation, because you've spontaneously appeared and completely disrupted my vacuum state.

Are you made of antimatter? Because when we touch, I'm afraid we might annihilate... in the best way possible.

Your beauty must violate the conservation of energy, because you're constantly taking my breath away.

Is your heart a quantum dot? Because I'd like to confine my love to it.

Is your name Heisenberg? Because I'm uncertain about your position, but I'm definitely attracted to your momentum.

Are you a quantum superposition? Because I can't tell if you're hot or cold, but I'd love to observe you.

Your attraction must be inverse-square, because the closer I get, the stronger I feel it.

Your smile must be powered by nuclear fusion, because it's hot enough to light up my whole world.

Is your name Planck? Because you've set a constant standard of beauty in my universe.

You must be dark energy, because you're causing my universe to expand with excitement.

Are you a neutrino? Because you're constantly penetrating my thoughts, even if I can't always detect you.

Your eyes must be black holes, because I find it impossible to escape their gravitational pull.

Is your love a quantum field? Because I'd like to excite your particles.

You must be a superconductor, because you're exhibiting zero resistance to my advances.

Are you a fermion? Because I'd love to pair up with you and violate the Pauli exclusion principle.

Is your personality a quantum superfluid? Because you flow effortlessly through all barriers to my heart.

You must be the Higgs field, because you're giving mass to my feelings for you.

You must be a time dilation effect, because whenever I'm with you, time seems to slow down.

Are you a quantum eraser experiment? Because you're making me question the very nature of cause and effect.