40 Planet Pick Up Lines to Make Them Smile

Let's align our planets and create our own big bang.

Is your father a planet? Because you're out of this world.

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Out of all the planets the moon is my favorite. Next to Uranus.

Your beauty is out of this world - it must be universal.

Are you Jupiter? Because you're pulling me into your orbit.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm completely drawn to you.

Your beauty eclipses all the stars in the sky.

I must be experiencing microgravity, because I'm floating on cloud nine around you.

Want to study celestial bodies together? We can start with yours.

Is your name Mercury? Because you're looking hot and fast.

I'm no astronomer, but I can definitely see us star-gazing together.

Are you the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs? Because you're impact-ful.

Let's be like the Earth and Moon - in constant orbit around each other.

I must be Neptune, because I'm feeling a strong attraction to Uranus.

Want to be the Charon to my Pluto? We could be in a tight orbit together.

Is your name Venus? Because you're too hot to handle.

Are you the Sun? Because you're the center of my universe.

Your gravitational pull is irresistible - I can't help falling for you.

I'd traverse the entire Milky Way just to explore your galaxy.

Let's make like Saturn and put a ring on it.

Are you Mars? Because you're bringing the heat and I'm ready to terraform.

Your celestial body has me seeing stars.

I must be in a solar flare, because you're radiating hotness.

I'd give up being an astronaut if it meant I could discover your heavenly body instead.

I'm like Pluto - I may be small, but I can still rock your world.

I must be a comet, because I'm blazing a trail straight to you.

Is your name Galileo? Because you've got me seeing moons I've never seen before.

Is this the Goldilocks zone? Because everything feels just right with you.

Your smile shines brighter than a supernova.

Are you Saturn's rings? Because you've got me encircled.

Let's make like Uranus and tip our axis for a wild night.

I don't need a telescope to see that you're stellar.

You must have your own gravitational field, because I'm pulled to you.

Want to explore my Kuiper belt?

Are you a red giant? Because you're making my heart expand.

Let's be like binary stars and revolve around each other.

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm weightless around you.

Is your name NASA? Because I need you to take me to the stars.

Want to see how flexible I am in zero-G?