40 Rocket Pick Up Lines That They Don’t Want to Hear

Is your dad a rocket scientist? Because you're out of this world.

Want to see my rocket in action?

Are you a meme stock? Because your value is skyrocketing in my eyes.

I'd traverse the Kuiper Belt just to get your number.

Are you a boost starved opponent? Because I want to take advantage of you.

Let's skip the quick chat and go straight to private match.

You've got me feeling like I just hit a flip reset double tap.

Is this Wasteland? Because things are about to get dirty.

I don't need rule 1 to stay locked with you all game long.

Forget air dribbling - I'd rather ground dribble with you all night.

Are you a ceiling shot? Because you've got me looking up.

I must be in freeplay, because I can't stop practicing my moves on you.

Call me a boost pad, because I'll give you the extra thrust you need.

I'm no astronomer, but I can see us making a Big Bang together.

Forget NASA, I want to explore your heavenly body.

Your beauty defies the laws of physics - it's truly astronomical.

Is that a Titanium White Octane? Because you're looking rare and valuable.

Is your name Halley? Because you're a rare comet I'd wait a lifetime to see again.

You must have your own gravitational field, because I'm drawn to you.

Are you a black hole? I just can't seem to escape your pull.

Want to be the Buzz to my Aldrin and take one small step towards a date?

Is your name Gravity? Because I'm falling for you at 9.8 m/s².

You must be the moon, because even when it's dark, you light up my world.

Are you a satellite? Because you've been orbiting my mind all day.

I must be in zero gravity, because I feel weightless around you.

You're hotter than the surface of Venus - want to collide and make some cosmic dust?

You've got the precision of a pro. How about we practice some passing plays?

I must be in zero gravity, because I'm floating whenever I'm near you.

Your rotations are flawless - I'd love to see how well we sync up in a match.

Call me a ball chaser, because I can't help but pursue you.

I've never seen anyone fake as convincingly as you. I hope you're not faking that smile too.

You're like a well-timed flick - you send me flying in all the right ways.

I'm usually more of a 1v1 player, but you make me want to try doubles.

Your aerial game is out of this world. Care to show me some of your techniques?

Your car design is as sleek as your gameplay. Mind giving me some customization tips?

I've never seen anyone read the field quite like you do. Want to grab a drink and talk strategy?

Your boost management is impressive. How about we conserve some energy together off the field?

I thought I was good at reading bounces, but you've got me completely unpredictable.

I've been trying to improve my wall play. Any chance you could give me some pointers?

Your quick chat game is on point. Let's see how well we communicate without preset phrases.