50 Black Hole Pick Up Lines That Get Them

Are you a supermassive black hole? Because you're the center of my universe.

I'm falling for you faster than light falls into a black hole.

Are you a binary black hole system? Because you and I could make waves across the cosmos.

I'm drawn to you like matter to a black hole - irresistibly and completely.

Your body has more curves than a spacetime diagram near a rotating black hole.

Are you a black hole? I just can't seem to escape your pull.

You must be a black hole, because I'm powerless against your attraction.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm drawn to your event horizon.

Your smile must be a black hole; I'm irresistibly drawn to it.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm completely drawn to you.

Hawking talked about black holes, but he never understood how you pulled me in.

Your eyes must be black holes, because I find it impossible to escape their gravitational pull.

Your smile must emit Hawking radiation, because it's causing my black hole of loneliness to evaporate.

You must be a black hole, because I'm drawn to your heavenly body.

Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in with your gravity.

Want to explore my black hole later?

Your smile must be a black hole; I’m irresistibly drawn to it.

Are you a white hole? Because you're ejecting all sorts of exotic matter into my life.

I must be experiencing time dilation, because every moment with you feels like eternity.

Your beauty is so intense, it's warping the fabric of spacetime around you.

Is your name Sagittarius A*? Because you're the star at the center of my galaxy.

Your curves are more captivating than the curvature of spacetime near a singularity.

Is that a Hawking radiation in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd cross the event horizon just to get closer to you.

Your attraction is so strong, not even light can resist you.

Let's form an accretion disk and see what hot matter we can generate.

Your eyes are like quasars - they outshine everything else in the universe.

Want to explore my ergosphere? I promise it'll be a wild ride.

Your gravitational pull is so strong, I can't escape your event horizon.

I must be approaching your Schwarzschild radius, because time seems to stop when I'm with you.

Let's merge our event horizons and create some gravitational waves.

Your presence distorts my worldline in all the right ways.

You must be my black suit, because you're bringing out my wild side.

They say orange is the new black, but honey, you're the new everything.

Are you a shortstop? Because you're filling a hole in my heart.

Jack-o'-lanterns grin, black cats prowl, fall for me and I'll make you howl.

Fall for me, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Want to fall down the rabbit hole with me?

Barberries are red, sloe berries are blue-black, With you by my side, there's nothing I'd lack.

Salmonberries are red, dewberries are black, I'm berry convinced we're a perfect match.

Sea buckthorn is orange, chokeberries are reddish-black, I'm berry certain you're the one, and that's a fact.

Strawberries are red, blackberries are black, Your berry fine looks have me off track.

Girl, you must be a blackberry, 'cause you've got me feeling thorny... I mean, thorough about my intentions.

I'm not saying you're a snack, you're a whole fruit salad. But let's focus on the berries.

Forget about Orange Is The New Black, let's make Orange Is The New Date Night.

Orange is a step back. Girl, YOU are the new black. Just listen to this remix. I want you instantly like Netflix.

Can we go home and take some algebra? We will have the whole night to compare oranges to apples.

I'm usually more of a grapefruit guy, but you've got me reconsidering my whole citrus hierarchy.

Roses are red, piano keys are black and white, Let's make some music together tonight.

You must be a kiwi berry, because you're small, sweet, and I want a whole bunch.