61 Banking Pick Up Lines That Make Interest

If you were a bank, I'd always be in your lobby.

Are you a bank holiday? Because you've got me feeling closed for business.

If you were a bank, I'd trust you with all my assets.

Are you a bank vault? Because you look impenetrable, but I'd love to crack your code.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

Let's make like a bank and lose control.

Call me the Drifter, 'cause I'm ready to bank those motes in your vault.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Can I interest you in a merger? I think we'd make a profitable partnership.

Are you a bearer bond? Because I'd like to get my hands on you.

You must be my net worth, because you make me feel like a million bucks.

Is your name Capital? Because I'd love to see you appreciate over time.

Are you a debt collector? Because you're after my assets.

Let's be like a good investment portfolio - diversified and balanced.

I'd love to be the CFO of your heart.

I must be in arrears, because I've fallen hard for you.

Call me a credit card, because I'll let you swipe me anytime.

You're like a rare coin - one of a kind and highly sought after.

Is your name Equity? Because I'd like to have a significant stake in you.

Your eyes are like the perfect investment - valuable and captivating.

I'd like to diversify my portfolio with a little bit of you.

You must be a high-interest account, because you've got my full attention.

If love were a currency, you'd be my blue-chip stock.

Your charm is my favorite form of capital gains.

I'd like to open a joint account with you - clothing optional.

Let's be like blockchain - our connection will be unbreakable and transparent.

Let's skip the small talk and go straight to mergers and acquisitions.

You're like a perfectly timed market entry - right on the money.

If you were a currency, you'd always be trending upward.

I must be overdrawn, because you're taking my breath away.

I'd never need overdraft protection with you by my side.

You must be a prime rate, because you're looking mighty fine.

I'd like to make a long-term investment in getting to know you better.

If relationships were stocks, ours would be a safe bet.

Your personality is like a balanced portfolio - diverse and intriguing.

I'd gladly trade all my assets for a chance with you.

Your presence appreciates my day more than any market rally.

Are you a high-yield savings account? Because I'm very interested in making a long-term deposit.

You must be compound interest, because my attraction to you keeps growing exponentially.

Is your name Cash? Because I'd love to withdraw you tonight.

Call me a loan shark, because I'm going to charge you interest for keeping my heart.

Are you a credit score? Because you're looking fine-ancial.

You must be a balloon payment, because you've got me inflated.

You must be a low interest rate, because you've got my attention without much effort.

Are you an adjustable rate? Because you keep rising in my eyes.

I'd like to refinance my heart and put you as the primary lien holder.

You're like a perfect credit score - totally irresistible.

Can I be your co-signer? I promise to support you in all your endeavors.

Are you a down payment? Because you've captured 20% of my heart already.

Let's skip the pre-approval and go straight to underwriting our relationship.

Let's consolidate our debts and create a unified love loan.

I'd forfeit my escrow account just to spend one evening with you.

Are you a mortgage-backed security? Because you've got me feeling risky.

Let's commit to a 30-year fixed relationship - no early payoff penalties.

You're like a cash-out refinance - you've increased my value significantly.

I'd gladly pay PMI if it meant insuring our future together.

Are you an appraisal? Because you've far exceeded my expectations.

You must be a jumbo loan, because you're way above standard limits.

Call me a mortgage broker, because I'd love to help you close.

Is your name Equity? Because you're building up my interest.

Are you a loan estimate? Because you're giving me a clear picture of our future.