40 Hilarious Shark Pick Up Lines for Any Occasion

Are you bioluminescent? Because you're lighting up my deep sea world.

I'd breach the surface any day to catch a glimpse of you.

I'm not usually this forward, but something about you is making me go into a feeding frenzy.

Call me a bull shark, because I'm ready to charge into a relationship with you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the hydrothermal vents between us?

You must be a tiger shark, because you're looking fierce tonight.

Is it just me, or did the water temperature rise when you swam by?

I'm not a whale shark, but I'd love to filter feed you some compliments.

Are you a hammer shark? Because you're nailing this whole attraction thing.

You've got me circling like it's Shark Week, and you're the main attraction.

Are you a nurse shark? Because I'm feeling a little weak in the fins around you.

I'm usually a lone shark, but for you, I'd join a school.

Is your name Megalodon? Because you're extinctly attractive.

You must have some powerful electroreception, because I'm feeling a spark between us.

Is your name Jaws? Because you've got me hooked.

I'm no great white, but I'd love to take a bite out of your heart.

Call me a remora, because I want to stick close to you.

Are you chum? Because you're reeling me in.

You've got me thrashing harder than a shark caught in a net of desire.

I'd traverse the entire ocean just to swim in your direction.

I'm usually a bottom-feeder, but for you, I'd swim to the surface.

Is your name Selachii? Because you're the class act of my dreams.

You must be using some powerful pheromones, because I can sense you from miles away.

Is it mating season? Because you're making me want to pair up.

Call me a blue shark, because I'm feeling anything but when I'm near you.

You've got me more twisted up than a shark in a Ghost Net of desire.

Are you a torpedo ray? Because you're sending electric shocks through my system.

I'm not usually a scavenger, but I'd pick up whatever scraps of attention you throw my way.

You must be using that lateral line, because you're sensing all my good vibrations.

Call me a lemon shark, because you're making life sweet in these salty seas.

You've got me spinning like a shark in a tonic state.

You've got me swimming in circles like I'm caught in a love lagoon.

Are you a sandbar shark? Because I'd love to get stranded with you.

I'm usually cold-blooded, but you're making my temperature rise.

Is it just me, or did you just breach the surface of my heart?

Are you a thresher shark? Because you're whipping my heart into a frenzy.

I must be a basking shark, because I can't help but open wide when I see you.

Call me a cookie-cutter shark, because I want to leave my mark on you.

Is your name Carcharodon? Because you're making my heart megalodon-sized.

I must be in a feeding frenzy, because I can't take my eyes off you.