38 Hilarious Mango Pick Up Lines to Make You Smile

Are you a mango? Because you're making my mouth water.

I'd trek through a whole mango forest just to share one slice with you.

I'd love to take you out for a mango lassi and see where the night leads us.

You're like a perfectly ripe mango – soft, sweet, and impossible to resist.

I'm no expert, but I bet you taste even sweeter than a mango.

Are you a mango farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

You must be a mango smoothie, because you've got me all shook up.

Is your name Mango? Because you're the main-go in my life.

I must be in a mango grove, because everything around me is sweet and juicy.

Are you a mango? Because you're looking ripe for the picking.

Is it just me, or is there some serious mango-netic attraction between us?

You've got me all twisted like a mango sticky rice roll.

Are you a mango seed? Because I can see us growing something beautiful together.

Is your name Alfonso? Because you're the king of mangoes in my eyes.

You must be magical, because you've turned my heart into mango pulp.

Call me a mango pit, because I'm hard for you.

I've got a feeling we'd make a great pear, but I'd rather mango out with you.

I hope you're not allergic to mangoes, because I find you absolutely intoxicating.

Are you a mango lassi? Because you're smooth, sweet, and I want to drink you up.

If life were a mango tree, I'd choose the branch closest to you.

Are you a mango tree? Because I'd love to climb all over you.

Is it mango season already? Because you're looking ripe for the picking.

You must be a mango sticky rice, because you're the perfect blend of sweet and satisfying.

Call me a mango farmer, because I'd love to tend to your needs all season long.

You must be a mango daiquiri, because you've got me feeling intoxicated without a single sip.

I must be dreaming of paradise, because I see a mango goddess right before me.

In my garden of Eden, you'd be the forbidden mango I couldn't resist.

You must be a perfectly ripe mango, because you're making my mouth water.

You must be a mango thief, because you've stolen the pulp right out of my heart.

Call me a mango seed, because I want to be at the core of your life.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the tropical fruit in front of me?

If love were a flavor, it would taste exactly like you.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the tropical fruit that is you?

You're so fine, you make other fruits look like they're in black and white.

I must be dreaming, because I've never seen such a fine specimen in the produce aisle.

I hope you're not too shy, because I'd love to peel back your layers.

I hope you're not too slippery, because I'd hate to let a catch like you slip through my fingers.