47 Cheesy Menu Pick Up Lines That Work

You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U

Are you free tonight? Because I'd like to add you to my menu.

Are you a menu? Because I can't stop looking at you.

I'd order anything on the menu, as long as it comes with your company.

Can I get your number on the side? It's not on the menu, but I'm hoping for a special order.

I must be looking at the dessert menu, because you're sweet as can be.

If you were on the menu, you'd be the chef's special.

Is your name Menu? Because you've got all my favorite options.

If life were a menu, I'd order you as the main course.

I'm usually more of a ham, but for you, I'd be anything you want on the menu.

I'd skip the appetizers and go straight for the main course if you were on the menu.

If love were a menu, I'd order you every time.

Are you on the secret menu? Because you look too good to be true.

I must be looking at the value menu, because you're a real catch.

Are you a drive-thru? Because I'd like to check out your menu.

Let's make like a berry and split... this dessert menu. I'm sweet on you already.

Is this the secret menu? Because you're a specialty I'd like to try.

Are you a Starbucks menu? Because I like every single thing about you.

Is this the Starbucks secret menu? Because I'd love to try your hidden specialties.

Are you a secret menu item? Because you're too good to be true.

Are you a value menu? Because you're looking like a steal.

Can I tell you what's on the menu? "Me, n', u"

If you were a menu item, you'd be the one that's always sold out.

Is this the Dollar Menu? Because you're a great deal.

If you were on the menu, you'd be the special of the day, every day.

Are you the daily special? Because you look like a real treat.

I'm not much of a cook, but I know I want to stir things up with you.

I'd like to place an order for your number, with a side of dinner plans.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be à la right.

I hope you're not counting calories, because I'd love to take you out.

They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but you've gone straight to mine just by being here.

If you were a dish, you'd be a full-course meal.

I'd love to wine and dine you, if you'll be my entrée tonight.

You must be the soup of the day, because you're so hot.

Let's skip the appetizers and go straight to the main course - a date with me.

Let's make like mac and cheese and get all hot and steamy together.

I'd love to be the cheese to your macaroni - let's stick together.

Is your name Mac? Because you're looking cheesy delicious.

You must be extra sharp cheddar, because you're cutting straight to my heart.

If we were mac and cheese, we'd be a blue ribbon recipe at the county fair.

I must be a spoon, because I want to dive right into you.

Are you mac and cheese? Because you're looking grate tonight.

I'd love to take you out for some gourmet mac and cheese. I know a place that's almost as fine as you.

Want to come over for some mac and cheese? I promise it won't be the only thing getting creamy tonight.

Are you a cheese pull? Because you've got me strung along.

Let's be like mac and cheese - a classic combo that everyone loves.

You must be a master chef, because you're making me melt like cheese.