45 Hilarious Unexpected Pick Up Lines to Use

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you.

Can you help me, because my phone is missing something important…your phone number.

Is there a doctor nearby? Because when I'm next to you, my heart starts beating fast.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Am I dead? Because you're an angel.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

Do you know what Spider-Man and I have in common? We both want to catch you in our web.

Do you know what Harry Potter and I have in common? We both think you're magical.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Hey baby what's your favorite food…If i buy you ...can i have you for dinner?

I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

I thought this was a grocery store, but I must be in a bakery because you're sweet as pie.

Do you know what The Hulk and I have in common? We both can't help but be drawn to you.

Do you know what Thor and I have in common? We both think you're out of this world.

Are you a keyboard, because you're just my type.

Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.

We're not pants, but I think we'd make a pretty great pair.

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Nice set of legs! What time do they open?

Roses are red. The sun is hot. Come over here and choke on my ….(fill in the blank)

You're such a catch it's surprising no one has you tied down yet.

Do you work for NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.

Are you gasoline? Cause I wanna pump you in the back of my car

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

Do you believe in destiny? Because meeting you feels like something that was meant to happen.

I just got a new phone, and I'm missing one number. Could it be yours?

I think I made a mistake in my last text. Could you confirm whether it was asking you out or just thinking about you?

I was going to write you a poem, but words seem too simple to describe how much I like you.

Do you have a minute? Because I need to take a moment to tell you how amazing you are.

I've been trying to come up with a clever line, but all I keep thinking about is asking you out.

I thought of a clever line to impress you, but all I can think about is how awesome you are.

I'm not sure if I need a map or just a guide, but either way, I'm lost in your eyes.

I was about to start a conversation with you, but I think it's better to just say you're amazing.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you and I add up to something special.

I'm not a genie, but I can grant you three wishes: dinner, a movie, and a great time with me.

I was going to send you a funny meme, but I figured just saying hi and telling you you're incredible would be better.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll bring it back.

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd use my last breath to tell you how much I love you.

I tried to come up with a clever way to ask you out, but I realized a direct approach is best: dinner sometime?

I don't usually do this, but you've got me stepping out of my comfort zone just to say hello.

I thought I'd make a grand entrance, but I'm already head over heels just talking to you.