40 Airplane Pickup Lines That Don’t Miss

Call me an airport, because I want you to arrive and depart in style

Like a good flight plan, I know exactly where I want this to go

Call me autopilot because I'm automatically drawn to you

No need to check the radar - I can spot a perfect landing from here

Are those wings in your pocket? Because you look like an angel

Must be experiencing clear skies, because I can see my future with you

You don't need a boarding pass to get into my heart - it's already open

Forget economy class - you're definitely first-class material

Are you a tailwind? Because everything's better when you're behind me

Is this seat taken? Because my heart just got upgraded to first class when I saw you

Like a good co-pilot, I'd never let you fly solo

You must be turbulence because you've got me feeling all shaken up

I don't need an oxygen mask, you're already taking my breath away

Must be a problem with cabin pressure, because you're making my heart soar

Are you a smooth landing? Because I'd like to touch down with you

You must be a private jet, because you're looking mighty exclusive

Is your name Boeing? Because you're 747 kinds of beautiful

Forget the mile high club - I'd rather get your digits at sea level

You must be jet fuel, because you're making my engine burn hot

Must be experiencing weightlessness, because you've got me floating

Are we in a nose dive? Because I'm falling hard for you

You must be supersonic, because you just broke my sound barrier

Like good weather conditions, you're making everything perfect

Must be experiencing high altitude, because you're making me dizzy

Are you a runway? Because I'd love to approach you

Like a good compass, you're pointing me in the right direction

Call me a flight delay, because I want to spend extra time with you

Is your love life in a holding pattern? Let me be your final destination

Like a good flight attendant, I'll make sure all your needs are taken care of

Call me runway lights, because I'll guide you home tonight

You must be jet lag, because I can't stop thinking about you day and night

Must be experiencing technical difficulties, because my heart skips a beat when you're near

Like a black box, I'll record every moment with you

Are you a wingtip? Because we could make sparks fly

Forget pre-flight checks - you've already cleared all my requirements

Like a good altimeter, I can tell you're way above the rest

Must be a full flight, because you're occupying all my thoughts

Are you flying standby? Because I've got a seat saved just for you

Like air traffic control, I'd love to direct you... to my number

Are you an air traffic controller? Because you've definitely got my attention