40 Garden Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Girl

Forget garden variety romance, let's cultivate something exotic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a gardener, but I'd love to plant one on you.

Roses are red, chrysanthemums are varied, in your garden of love, I'd like to get buried.

Do you have a garden? Because you've planted seeds of love in my heart.

Roses are red, my garden's in bloom, Care to join me in the potting room?

Roses are red, daisies are sweet, your garden's so lush, it's swept me off my feet.

Roses are red, my leaves are green, You're the most beautiful thing my garden's ever seen.

You must be a gardener, because you've turned my life into a bed of roses.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your garden's so hot, it's making me dew.

You must be good at gardening, because you've planted yourself in my heart.

Roses are red, my garden's well-tilled, With you, all my fantasies could be fulfilled.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My garden needs tending, how about you?

Roses are red, sunflowers are tall, into your garden, I'd love to fall.

I'm not a gardener, but I know a fine hoe when I see one.

I'm no green thumb, but I bet I could make your garden grow.

In the garden of life, you're the only bloom I'd pick.

Roses are red, my shed's full of tools, For you, I'd break all the gardening rules.

I'd gladly be your garden tool if it means I get to tend to your needs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no gardener, but I'd like to plant one on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, forget the garden, let's water my bed for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, forget the flowers, let's make our own garden for two.

I must've stumbled into a garden... because you're a rare flower.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no gardener, but I'd love to plow you.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

I thought this was a park, but I must be in a garden because you're blooming beautifully.

I hope you're into organic, because I don't use any protection on my plants.

Is your dad a lumberjack? Because every time I look at you, my wood rises.

Is your name Aloe? Because you'd vera much improve my life.

I must be a mushroom, because I'm a fun guy who likes to grow on people.

Roses are red, my wheelbarrow's sturdy, Let's get our hands dirty and talk flirty.

Are you a venus flytrap? Because you've caught my attention and I can't escape.

Do you work at a plant nursery? Because you're giving me a growmance.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd love to bury my face in your produce section.

Are you a scarecrow? Because you're outstanding in your field.

Roses are red, my harvest is ripe, You're exactly my favorite type.

Are you miracle grow? Because I swear you're making my pants shrink.

Are you a cactus? Because you're looking sharp tonight.

Do you have a twin? Because you're one in a melon.

Is your name Basil? Because you're looking herb-solutely fantastic.

I'm no tree hugger, but I'd love to embrace you.