51 Funny Pick Up Lines to Get a Number

I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.

My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.

123456789. The only number I don't see here is yours.

They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

I'm not great with numbers, but I'm pretty sure the odds of me liking you are 100%.

I just got a new phone, and I'm missing one number. Could it be yours?

When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.

Are you a quarterly report? Because you're making my numbers go up.

I'd gladly trade my loadout drop for your number.

Are you good at math? Me neither. The only number I care about is yours.

Can you help me, because my phone is missing something important…your phone number.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Numbers start with 1 2 3. The alphabet starts with A B C. But the universe starts with U N I.

Can I have your sports jersey? Because I want your name and number.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I'd wrestle a grizzly bear just to get your number, sugar.

Can I have your number? I promise I won't put it on airplane mode.

Can I get your gate number? I want to make sure we have a connection.

Roses are red, jerseys have numbers, Your curveball's left my knees all aquiver.

I'd traverse the Kuiper Belt just to get your number.

I'd give up my hazard pay just for your number.

How about we go back to my place and make some steam rise like morning mist?

I think I made a mistake in my last text. Could you confirm whether it was asking you out or just thinking about you?

Guy: Hey I have a question and need a woman's advice. Lady: Wassup Guy: Let's say I see a really cute girl, do I go up and talk to her or is that too direct?

I thought of a great line to impress you, but then I realized just being myself is the best way to do it.

I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you—can we test that theory together?

I was going to ask if you believe in love at first sight, but I think it's pretty clear we've already got that covered.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together—care to make that a reality?

No, I'm not a scientist, but we've got great chemistry.

No, I'm not a magician, but I can make your worries disappear.

Your voice could make audiobook narrators question their career choice.

Excuse me, but can you help me with a quick survey? Rate how much I'm falling for you from 1 to 10.

I was going to wait until I knew you better to say this, but you're making it impossible to wait.

No, I'm not an artist, but I can draw you closer.

No, I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

No, I'm not a musician, but I can make your heart sing.

No, I'm not a knight, but I'm here to sweep you off your feet.

No, I'm not a writer, but I can write our love story.

No boat, no paddle...but still, you're my safe harbor.

I was going to write you a poem, but words seem too simple to describe how much I like you.

I've been trying to come up with a clever line, but all I keep thinking about is asking you out.

Do you have a minute? Because I need to take a moment to tell you how amazing you are.

I was going to write you a love song, but I figured a simple 'hi' and a smile might be enough.

I'm not an organ donor. But I think I'll make an exception and give you my heart.

You might need some sunglasses because our future together is incredibly bright.

You seem like someone worth waking up with.

Want to go outside for some fresh air? Because you just took my breath away.