51 Funny Pick Up Lines to Get a Number

When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.

I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.

I'm not great with numbers, but I'm pretty sure the odds of me liking you are 100%.

I just got a new phone, and I'm missing one number. Could it be yours?

123456789. The only number I don't see here is yours.

They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.

They say Fortnite's all about survival, but since I met you, I'm just trying to survive without your number

They say age is just a number, but your number is the one I'm really interested in.

Are you good at math? Me neither. The only number I care about is yours.

I'd wrestle a grizzly bear just to get your number, sugar.

Can I have your sports jersey? Because I want your name and number.

Can you help me, because my phone is missing something important…your phone number.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Numbers start with 1 2 3. The alphabet starts with A B C. But the universe starts with U N I.

Roses are red, jerseys have numbers, Your curveball's left my knees all aquiver.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Can I get your gate number? I want to make sure we have a connection.

You must be in first position, because you're number one in my heart.

I'd traverse the Kuiper Belt just to get your number.

Like air traffic control, I'd love to direct you... to my number

I'd gladly trade my loadout drop for your number.

They say rabbits are lucky, but I'd be the luckiest one if you gave me your number

Can I get your number on the side? It's not on the menu, but I'm hoping for a special order.

Are you a quarterly report? Because you're making my numbers go up.

I'm not off duty until I've secured your number.

I'd trade all the seashells on this beach for your phone number.

Is your name Bingo? Because you've got all my numbers feeling lucky.

If looking good was illegal, you'd be public enemy number one.

My retirement portfolio is diverse, but I'm still missing the most valuable investment - your phone number.

I'd risk a red card just to get your number.

Can I have your number? I promise I won't put it on airplane mode.

I'd give up my hazard pay just for your number.

I'd gladly trade my employee discount for your phone number.

I'd like to place an order for your number, with a side of dinner plans.

I'd love to crunch some numbers with you... like your phone number, perhaps?

If we were characters in a movie, I'd want our story to be a romantic comedy, with a perfect ending together.

I was going to ask if you believe in love at first sight, but I think it's pretty clear we've already got that covered.

I was going to write you a poem, but words seem too simple to describe how much I like you.

I think I made a mistake in my last text. Could you confirm whether it was asking you out or just thinking about you?

You might need some sunglasses because our future together is incredibly bright.

I'm not an organ donor. But I think I'll make an exception and give you my heart.

I thought of a great line to impress you, but then I realized just being myself is the best way to do it.

I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you—can we test that theory together?

I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together—care to make that a reality?

No, I'm not a magician, but I can make your worries disappear.

No, I'm not a scientist, but we've got great chemistry.