63 Minecraft Pickup Lines That Don’t Miss

Roses are red, ender pearls are round, With you, I'm happier than pigs underground.

I must be a Pillager, because I'm raiding your village tonight.

You must be a Golden Apple, because you're enchanting and irresistible.

Let's be like Experience Orbs and merge together.

Are you a Blaze? Because you're setting my world on fire.

You must be an Elytra, because you make my heart soar.

Let's make like scaffolding and go all the way to the top.

Are you a Pressure Plate? Because you turn me on instantly.

Are you Netherite? Because you're the toughest and hottest thing I've ever seen.

Let's craft a future together, starting with breakfast.

Let's be like Minecraft chickens and make an egg together.

I must be in the End, because you're a dragon in bed.

Are you a Beacon? Because you light up my world.

Let's make like Pistons and push each other's buttons.

Are you a Furnace? Because you're hot and I want to put my meat in you.

You must be Crying Obsidian, because you're rare and beautiful.

Are you a Shulker Box? Because I want to put my stuff in you.

You must be bedrock, because you're making me rock hard.

Are you a Daylight Sensor? Because you light up my life.

You must be an Enderman, because you've teleported straight into my heart.

You must be enchanted, because I'm falling for you harder than anvils.

Call me a creeper, 'cause I'm about to blow you away.

Are you an Ender Pearl? Because I'd go the distance for you.

Is your name Slime? Because you're making my piston sticky.

I must be in the Nether, because you're setting my soul on fire.

Are you redstone? Because you're sending signals straight to my heart.

Is your name Steve? Because you've got me feeling blocky in all the right places.

Are you on Creative mode? Because you've built the perfect body.

I must be wearing Depth Strider boots, because I'm falling deep for you.

Are you a Skeleton? Because you're giving me a bone-r.

You're hotter than lava, and I'm about to lose my diamonds.

Let's make like pistons and push our beds together.

Are you a potion of Invisibility? Because I can't see myself with anyone else.

You must be TNT, because you're dynamite.

Is your love on Peaceful mode? Because I don't see any mobs around here.

Let's be like Slime Blocks and bounce all night.

You must be an End Crystal, because you're explosive and mesmerizing.

Roses are red, crystals end fights, Let's craft some love on starry nights.

Roses are red, sheep give us wool, Without you my inventory feels half full.

Roses are red, creepers explode, Your beauty's put my heart in overload.

Roses are red, slimes are green, You're the hottest villager I've ever seen.

Roses are red, redstone glows bright, Let's snuggle in a bed and survive the night.

Roses are red, lapis is blue, I'd trade all my diamonds just for you.

Roses are red, carrots are gold, You're the rarest treasure these arms could hold.

Roses are red, obsidian's tough, One look at you and I'm all roughed up.

Roses are red, ghasts shoot flames, I'd slay the dragon to win your game.

Roses are red, mine coal with picks, Your curves are smoother than polished bricks.

Roses are red, beacons shine bright, Your smile turns my day to light.

Roses are red, iron makes tools, For your love, I'd break all the rules.

Roses are red, shulkers make you float, I'd cross an ocean just to get your vote.

Roses are red, enchantments glow, Your charm's more potent than any brew I know.

Roses are red, zombies are green, You're the finest skin I've ever seen.

Roses are red, pigstep's got groove, Into your heart, I'd love to move.

Roses are red, netherite's rare, Your beauty would make a Wither stare.

Roses are red, endermen teleport, You're the only ore I want to sort.

Roses are red, blazes spit fire, You've lit my nether with desire.

Let's make like Villagers and trade hearts.

Are you a Lodestone? Because you're constantly attracting me.

Are you a Hopper? Because you're collecting all my love.

You must be a Respawn Anchor, because I always want to come back to you.

Let's be like Honey Blocks and stick together.

Are you a Dispenser? Because you're shooting love arrows at me.

You must be Obsidian, because you're making me rock hard.