29 Crazy Pick Up Lines for the Beach

Do you work at the beach? Because you're giving me major shore vibes.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your waves.

I'm usually pretty good at reading the tides, but right now, the only thing I can read is the intrigue in your eyes. Care to help me decipher it? I promise to make it worth your while with stimulating conversation and maybe a sunset stroll.

I was just thinking about how sand gets everywhere, and then I saw you. Now you're everywhere - in my thoughts, in my dreams, and hopefully soon, in my plans for tonight. What do you say we make some memories that'll be harder to shake than beach sand?

You know, they say the beach is the perfect place to find yourself. But I think I've found something even better - you. Care to help me on my journey of discovery? I have a feeling you could show me some truly breathtaking sights.

I've been watching you for a while - not in a creepy way, I promise. It's just that you seem to have this magnetic pull, like the moon to the tides. I couldn't resist coming over to see if you feel it too. How about we test that attraction over some refreshing cocktails?

You must be the reason they call it a 'hot' beach day. I was about to cool off in the water, but I'm worried I might cause steam just by getting close to you. Fancy a swim together? I could use someone to keep me afloat.

I've been trying to read my book, but I keep getting distracted by this gorgeous view. And I'm not talking about the ocean. Any chance you'd like to co-author a beach day adventure with me? I promise it'll be a bestseller.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something back there - my jaw. I'm usually smooth on sand, but you've got me stumbling. How about we grab some ice cream and you can teach me how to walk straight again?

I couldn't help but notice you seem to have mastered the art of looking effortlessly stunning at the beach. Is that a skill you're born with, or did you take classes? Either way, I'd love to study your technique over drinks at the beachside bar.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Are you the sun? Because you're lighting up my whole world.

I must be a seashell, because I'm conch-ered by your beauty.

Are you a jellyfish? Because you're stunning.

Are you the ocean? Because I'm drowning in your eyes.

Is your name Summer? Because you're making me hot.

I'm not a shark, but I'd love to take a bite out of you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my swimsuit?

Are you wearing sunscreen? Because you're radiating beauty.

Is this spot taken, or can I crash on your towel?

I'm no lifeguard, but I can still take your breath away.

Are you a mermaid? Because you've got me hooked.

Is your name Sandy? Because you're looking like a real beach.

I must be a sandcastle, because you're making me melt.

Are you the tide? Because you're really raising my sea level.

I must be a grain of sand, because I want to get stuck in all your nooks and crannies.

You must be a pro at building sandcastles, because you've constructed quite a fortress around my heart. Any chance you'd be willing to let down the drawbridge for a charming beach-goer like myself? I come bearing witty banter and a killer playlist for seaside lounging.