40 Accounting Pick Up Lines
Balance your chances of love with these accounting-themed pickup lines! From assets to liabilities, these numerical nuggets will help you audit your way into someone's heart..
GENERATE ACCOUNTING PICK UP LINESAre you an accounting error? Because you're throwing off my balance.
accounting86I'd love to diversify my portfolio by adding you to it.
accounting191If love were a currency, you'd be my most precious holding.
accounting59You've got me calculating all the ways to win your heart.
accounting74If relationships were tax brackets, you'd put me in the highest tier of happiness.
accounting94I'd like to offer you an exclusive merger opportunity - just you and me.
accounting159Your eyes are like financial reports - I could get lost in them for hours.
accounting41I must be looking at projected earnings, because my future seems brighter with you in it.
accounting172If you were a financial strategy, you'd be long-term growth - valuable and worth the investment.
accounting159You're like a rare tax exemption - too good to pass up.
accounting131I'd love to crunch some numbers with you... like your phone number, perhaps?
accounting178Your personality is like compound interest - it just keeps getting better over time.
accounting162If charm were taxable, you'd owe a fortune.
accounting20You must be a skilled accountant because you're balancing my heart perfectly.
accounting151Your smile is like a perfectly balanced sheet - it just makes everything right.
accounting145I'd love to invest some time in getting to know you better.
accounting193You must be a great accountant because you're definitely counting in my book.
accounting70If I were to audit my life, meeting you would be my most valuable asset.
accounting126Your charm is appreciating faster than any stock I've ever seen.
accounting31I'd love to reconcile our differences over dinner sometime.
accounting163If love were a ledger, you'd be my favorite entry.
accounting53Are you accrued interest? Because my desire for you just keeps growing over time.
accounting27You must be a high-yield investment, because I'm expecting great returns with you.
accounting105Call me your accountant, because I want to handle all your personal affairs.
accounting168Is your name Net Income? Because you're making me feel very profitable.
accounting198Are you a financial statement? Because you've got me fully disclosed.
accounting177I'd like to make a sizable deposit in your account.
accounting16Is your name LIFO? Because you're the last in, and I hope you'll be the first out... of those clothes.
accounting155Are you a ledger? Because I'd love to open you up and explore your entries.
accounting177Call me the IRS, because I want to audit every inch of you.
accounting23You must be a credit, because you're definitely improving my position.
accounting149Are you a fiscal year? Because you've got me excited for 12 straight months.
accounting144Let's merge our assets and create some serious goodwill.
accounting80Is your name Equity? Because you're making me feel like an owner.
accounting19Are you a balance sheet? Because you've got all my assets.
accounting67I must be looking at accounts receivable, because you're definitely overdue.
accounting102Is your name Cash Flow? Because you've got me liquidating.
accounting9Are you depreciation? Because you're reducing me to salvage value.
accounting138Can I be your auditor? I'd love to examine your figures closely.
accounting103You must be a tax return, because I'd love to file you under 'mine'.
accounting179