Who says accounting has to be all numbers and no fun? If you’ve ever wanted to balance more than just the books, a cheesy pick-up line might just be the perfect way to add some humor to the equation.
Accounting Pick Up Lines for Fun
Alpha Phase...
I'd love to diversify my portfolio by adding you to it.
You must be a credit, because you're definitely improving my position.
Is your name Net Income? Because you're making me feel very profitable.
Are you a financial statement? Because you've got me fully disclosed.
Are you an accounting error? Because you're throwing off my balance.
I'd like to make a sizable deposit in your account.
Is your name LIFO? Because you're the last in, and I hope you'll be the first out... of those clothes.
Are you a ledger? Because I'd love to open you up and explore your entries.
Call me the IRS, because I want to audit every inch of you.
Are you a fiscal year? Because you've got me excited for 12 straight months.
You must be a high-yield investment, because I'm expecting great returns with you.
Let's merge our assets and create some serious goodwill.
Is your name Equity? Because you're making me feel like an owner.
Are you a balance sheet? Because you've got all my assets.
I must be looking at accounts receivable, because you're definitely overdue.
Beta Phase...
Is your name Cash Flow? Because you've got me liquidating.
Are you depreciation? Because you're reducing me to salvage value.
Can I be your auditor? I'd love to examine your figures closely.
Call me your accountant, because I want to handle all your personal affairs.
Are you accrued interest? Because my desire for you just keeps growing over time.
If love were a currency, you'd be my most precious holding.
I'd love to crunch some numbers with you... like your phone number, perhaps?
You've got me calculating all the ways to win your heart.
If relationships were tax brackets, you'd put me in the highest tier of happiness.
I'd like to offer you an exclusive merger opportunity - just you and me.
Your eyes are like financial reports - I could get lost in them for hours.
I must be looking at projected earnings, because my future seems brighter with you in it.
If you were a financial strategy, you'd be long-term growth - valuable and worth the investment.
You're like a rare tax exemption - too good to pass up.
Your personality is like compound interest - it just keeps getting better over time.
Gamma Phase...
If love were a ledger, you'd be my favorite entry.
If charm were taxable, you'd owe a fortune.
You must be a skilled accountant because you're balancing my heart perfectly.
Your smile is like a perfectly balanced sheet - it just makes everything right.
I'd love to invest some time in getting to know you better.
You must be a great accountant because you're definitely counting in my book.
If I were to audit my life, meeting you would be my most valuable asset.
Your charm is appreciating faster than any stock I've ever seen.
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