57 Cuddling Pick Up Lines

They say home is where the heart is, but I think it's wherever you're cuddling.

They say cuddling releases oxytocin, want to do some chemical experiments?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in thoughts of cuddling with you.

Is this seat taken? My lap is always available for cuddling.

Do you have a license for those arms? Because they look like the perfect cuddling spot.

I'm conducting a survey on preferred cuddling positions - care to contribute to my research?

I've been studying the art of cuddling, but I could really use a practice partner for some hands-on learning.

My couch has a strict policy: all movies must be watched while cuddling. Think you can follow the rules?

I'm suffering from a serious vitamin U deficiency. The only prescription is cuddling.

I'm conducting a study on the correlation between cuddling and happiness. Care to be my test subject?

Warning: cuddling may lead to chronic happiness.

Warning: Side effects of cuddling with me may include excessive comfort and recurring happiness.

I'm conducting a study on the correlation between cuddling and happiness. Would you like to be my research partner?

Is your name Gravity? Because I keep falling for the idea of cuddling with you.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in thoughts of cuddling with you.

I've got Netflix and excellent cuddling credentials. Care to verify both claims?

I've got a black belt in cuddling and a master's degree in spooning.

I'm like a koala - expert at clinging and professional at cuddling.

I've been told I'm like memory foam - I perfectly conform to whoever I'm cuddling with.

I've got a PhD in Advanced Cuddling with a minor in Spooning Studies.

They say cuddling releases oxytocin... want to do some chemistry experiments?

Must be getting colder, because I can't stop thinking about cuddling up with you.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I have a feeling you'd help me sleep better at night.

Is your love language physical touch? Because I'm fluent in cuddles.

If spooning were a sport, I'd want you as my teammate.

You must be the big spoon, because you're exactly what I've been forking for.

Are you a pillow? Because I can picture us getting cozy together.

Do you believe in love at frost sight? Because I'm getting chilly and could use some warming up.

I heard you're an expert in thermal dynamics - want to help me generate some heat?

Is your name Winter? Because you make me want to stay in and snuggle.

I've been told I'm a professional cuddler - want to see my credentials?

Are you a blanket burrito? Because I'd love to wrap you up in my arms.

I think we should conserve body heat together - you know, for the environment.

You must be gravity, because I'm drawn to the idea of falling asleep in your arms.

Are you looking for a cuddle consultant? I offer free trials.

They say the best things in life are free - like the cuddles I'd give you.

Are you a weighted blanket? Because I have a feeling you'd help me sleep better at night.

They say body heat is the most efficient form of warming up. Want to help me conserve energy?

I'm conducting a scientific study on the perfect cuddle-to-conversation ratio. Care to be my research partner?

Do you believe in love at first snuggle? No? Maybe we should test that theory.

I heard you're an expert in non-verbal communication. Want to have a heart-to-heart without saying a word?

They say a good cuddle releases oxytocin. Want to be my personal happiness chemist?

I've been told I'm like a human heating pad – care to verify that claim?

Is your name Winter? Because you're making me want to stay inside and cuddle all day.

I've mastered the art of being the big spoon, but I'm looking for someone to complete my cutlery set.

Do you believe in destiny? Because my arms feel mysteriously empty without you in them.

They say the best things in life are free. Want to test that theory with some premium cuddles?

I've been told I give world-class hugs. Want a free trial membership?

Are you a professional napper? Because I could really use some expert cuddle consultation.

My bed has lodged a formal complaint about being too empty on your side.

I'm writing a book on the perfect cuddle. Would you like to help me with my research?

They say shared body heat is the most environmentally friendly way to stay warm. Want to help save the planet?

I've got a PhD in Cuddleology, but I'm always up for continuing education.

Warning: prolonged exposure to my cuddles may result in chronic happiness and excessive comfort.

My doctor prescribed me daily doses of cuddles. Would you help me follow medical advice?

I've been told I'm like a human teddy bear – soft, warm, and excellent at cuddles. Want to fact-check?

I'm starting a petition for mandatory cuddle breaks at work. Would you like to help me practice my pitch?