117 Moon Pick Up Lines

Like my granddaddy's moonshine – smooth, strong, and bound to get me in trouble.

Like the ocean and the moon, I feel your pull from across the room.

Like the moon controls the tide, your smile controls my heartbeat.

Like dunes in the moonlight, your curves have left me breathless.

Like the desert under moonlight, you've revealed a beauty that most people never get to see. I'd love to explore it further.

The moon asked me what I want tonight, and I whispered your name.

Like a moonlit bunny, I know exactly when to appear and how to make my presence felt

Call me your midnight bunny, because I know exactly how to make the moonlight hours magical

Ever seen a bunny dance in the moonlight? Let me show you some moves that'll have you spellbound

Must be the full moon, because you've got me wild like a jackrabbit

Like a rabbit in the moonlight, you've caught me completely spellbound

Is your name Luna? Because like a cat under a full moon, you've got me acting wild.

Are you the moon? Because you're pulling on my tides.

You must be the moon, because you're controlling all my tides.

Are you the tide? Because you're bringing out my moon.

Like lavender under moonlight, you're soft, mysterious, and utterly enchanting.

You must be the moon, because you're controlling my tides.

You're more mysterious than the dark side of the moon - and twice as alluring.

You must be the moon, because even when it's dark, you light up my world.

Is your name Galileo? Because you've got me seeing moons I've never seen before.

Let's be like the Earth and Moon - in constant orbit around each other.

Are you the moon? Because I can't stop orbiting around you.

I'd like to be the astronaut to your moon and plant my flag on you.

You must be the moon, because even when it's dark, you still shine.

I'm drawn to you like the moon to the Earth - it's gravitational attraction.

Are you the moon? Because you're causing a total eclipse of my senses.

Forget the sun and moon - you're the only heavenly body I want to observe.

Forget the moon - I'd rather watch your heavenly body cross my path.

I've been watching you for a while - not in a creepy way, I promise. It's just that you seem to have this magnetic pull, like the moon to the tides. I couldn't resist coming over to see if you feel it too. How about we test that attraction over some refreshing cocktails?

The moon is looking particularly alluring tonight, reminding me of the curve of your lips. I'd much rather be tasting them than just dreaming about them. Save a kiss for me in the morning?

The moonlight looks good on you, but I bet it'd look even better on my floor.

Are you a werewolf? Because you've got me howling at the moon.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away in this moonlight.

If the moon had a favorite view, I bet it would be you right now.

Roses are red, my guitar's in tune, I'd sing you love songs underneath the moon.

Roses are red, my horse is brown, I'd lasso the moon just to see you in a wedding gown.

Roses are red, moonshine is clear, Your eyes are intoxicating, darlin', come here.

Must be a full moon, 'Cause you're bringing out the wild in me.

Is your daddy a moonshiner? 'Cause you've got me feeling intoxicated.

Roses are red, my lasso is true, I'd rope the moon, just to be with you.

Is your name Moonshine? 'Cause you're intoxicating and probably illegal.

You must be a coyote, 'cause you've got me howling at the moon.

I'd lasso the moon for you, but I'd rather rope you into my bed.

Are you the harvest moon? Because you've got me howling.

Like the harvest moon, I'd love to see you big, round, and rising in my bed.

You must be a strawberry moon, because you're rare, beautiful, and you've got me howling.

Fancy a dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Roses are red, the moon's not zinc, You're the missing link, I think.

Roses are red, the moon's not lead, 'I love you' is what I've left unsaid.

Roses are red, the moon's not hollow, Your heart is the only thing I want to follow.

Roses are red, the moon's not gold, But our love story deserves to be told.

Roses are red, the moon's not young, But of your praises, songs should be sung.

Roses are red, the moon's up high, With you, I feel I could touch the sky.

Roses are red, the moon's not blue, But I'm over the moon, thanks to you.

Roses are red, the moon's not green, You're the most stellar sight I've ever seen.

Roses are red, the moon's not pink, Of our future together, I can't help but think.

Roses are red, the moon's not small, Your beauty eclipses them all.

Roses are red, the moon's not flat, With you, my heart goes pitter-pat.

Roses are red, the moon's not new, But every day feels fresh with you.

Roses are red, the moon's not square, Our love could be beyond compare.

Roses are red, the moon's not low, Together, our love could only grow.

Roses are red, the moon's not loud, Being with you makes me feel proud.

Roses are red, the moon's not shy, With you, I feel I could touch the sky.

Roses are red, the moon's not fast, I hope our time together will last.

Roses are red, the moon's not dense, Our attraction feels so intense.

Roses are red, the moon's not near, But with you, everything feels clear.

Roses are red, the moon's not rough, Of your love, I can't get enough.

Roses are red, the moon's not brass, With you, time seems to quickly pass.

Roses are red, the moon is white, Your beauty outshines the stars tonight.

Roses are red, the moon is round, With you, my feet don't touch the ground.

Roses are red, moonbeams are bright, Let's howl at the moon all through the night.

Roses are red, the moon's a balloon, I'd travel to Mars just to see you soon.

Roses are red, the moon's not made of cheese, But your smile could melt me with ease.

Roses are red, the moon's in the sky, Your gravitational pull makes me fly.

Roses are red, the moon controls the tide, I'm pulled towards you, no need to hide.

Roses are red, the moon's a crescent, Your presence makes my heart incandescent.

Roses are red, the moon's not square, Our love could be a cosmic affair.

You're like the moon - you light up my darkest nights.

Let's be like the Earth and moon - in perfect sync and always facing each other.

You must be made of moon rocks, because you're out of this world.

I'm drawn to you like the moon pulls the tides.

Is it a full moon? Because you're bringing out the animal in me.

Let's recreate the moon landing - one giant leap into my bed.

Forget star-crossed lovers, let's be moon-blessed lovers.

Are you the dark side of the moon? Because you've got me seeing stars.

Is your name Luna? Because you've got me over the moon.

Your smile is brighter than Earthshine on a new moon.

You've got me howling like a wolf at the full moon.

Forget the man in the moon - I'd rather be the man in your room.

They say the moon affects the tides, but you're affecting all of me.

Is that a full moon, or are you just happy to see me?

You must be a blue moon, because you're once in a lifetime.

Forget mooning - how about we do some spooning?

Are you the dark side of the moon? Because I'd love to see what you're hiding.

My love for you waxes and wanes like the moon - just kidding, it's always full.

I'm like the moon. I'll make you howl.

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Out of all the planets the moon is my favorite. Next to Uranus.

Babe, the moon is not the only thing rising in my bed tonight.

I’ve already fought evil by moonlight. How about I try winning your love by daylight?

I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

Forget moonwalking, let's do some body-talking.

If I can remake the universe based on my own image, I'd make you the moon so I can gaze upon you every night.

I have late night conversations with the moon. He tells me about the sun, I tell him about you.

No sun, no moon...but still, you light up my life.

I'm not Luna-tic, I'm just crazy about you.

Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you've totally blacked out my ex.

You're hotter than the sunny side of Mercury, but I'd still prefer to explore your dark side.

Your gravity is irresistible - I'm totally in your orbit.

You must be made of cheese, because you're looking gouda tonight.

I'd travel 238,900 miles just to be close to you.

Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you've totally overshadowed everyone else.

I'm no Neil Armstrong, but I'd love to take one small step toward a date with you.

Is it a coincidence we met? Or was it written in the stars?

I'm no astronaut, but I'd love to explore your crater.

Call me Apollo, because I'm ready to make a lunar landing.

Let's recreate the big bang - your place or mine?