67 Moon Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, the moon's not zinc, You're the missing link, I think.

Roses are red, the moon's not lead, 'I love you' is what I've left unsaid.

Roses are red, the moon's not hollow, Your heart is the only thing I want to follow.

Roses are red, the moon's not gold, But our love story deserves to be told.

Roses are red, the moon's not young, But of your praises, songs should be sung.

Roses are red, the moon's up high, With you, I feel I could touch the sky.

Roses are red, the moon's not blue, But I'm over the moon, thanks to you.

Roses are red, the moon's not green, You're the most stellar sight I've ever seen.

Roses are red, the moon's not pink, Of our future together, I can't help but think.

Roses are red, the moon's not small, Your beauty eclipses them all.

Roses are red, the moon's not flat, With you, my heart goes pitter-pat.

Roses are red, the moon's not new, But every day feels fresh with you.

Roses are red, the moon's not square, Our love could be beyond compare.

Roses are red, the moon's not low, Together, our love could only grow.

Roses are red, the moon's not loud, Being with you makes me feel proud.

Roses are red, the moon's not shy, With you, I feel I could touch the sky.

Roses are red, the moon's not fast, I hope our time together will last.

Roses are red, the moon's not dense, Our attraction feels so intense.

Roses are red, the moon's not near, But with you, everything feels clear.

Roses are red, the moon's not rough, Of your love, I can't get enough.

Roses are red, the moon's not brass, With you, time seems to quickly pass.

Roses are red, the moon is white, Your beauty outshines the stars tonight.

Roses are red, the moon is round, With you, my feet don't touch the ground.

Roses are red, moonbeams are bright, Let's howl at the moon all through the night.

Roses are red, the moon's a balloon, I'd travel to Mars just to see you soon.

Roses are red, the moon's not made of cheese, But your smile could melt me with ease.

Roses are red, the moon's in the sky, Your gravitational pull makes me fly.

Roses are red, the moon controls the tide, I'm pulled towards you, no need to hide.

Roses are red, the moon's a crescent, Your presence makes my heart incandescent.

Roses are red, the moon's not square, Our love could be a cosmic affair.

You're like the moon - you light up my darkest nights.

I'm not Luna-tic, I'm just crazy about you.

Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you've totally blacked out my ex.

Let's be like the Earth and moon - in perfect sync and always facing each other.

You must be made of moon rocks, because you're out of this world.

I'm drawn to you like the moon pulls the tides.

Is it a full moon? Because you're bringing out the animal in me.

Let's recreate the moon landing - one giant leap into my bed.

You're hotter than the sunny side of Mercury, but I'd still prefer to explore your dark side.

Forget star-crossed lovers, let's be moon-blessed lovers.

Are you the dark side of the moon? Because you've got me seeing stars.

Your gravity is irresistible - I'm totally in your orbit.

Is your name Luna? Because you've got me over the moon.

You must be made of cheese, because you're looking gouda tonight.

I'd travel 238,900 miles just to be close to you.

Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you've totally overshadowed everyone else.

Your smile is brighter than Earthshine on a new moon.

I'm no Neil Armstrong, but I'd love to take one small step toward a date with you.

You've got me howling like a wolf at the full moon.

Is it a coincidence we met? Or was it written in the stars?

I'm no astronaut, but I'd love to explore your crater.

Forget the man in the moon - I'd rather be the man in your room.

They say the moon affects the tides, but you're affecting all of me.

Is that a full moon, or are you just happy to see me?

Call me Apollo, because I'm ready to make a lunar landing.

You must be a blue moon, because you're once in a lifetime.

Forget mooning - how about we do some spooning?

Are you the dark side of the moon? Because I'd love to see what you're hiding.

My love for you waxes and wanes like the moon - just kidding, it's always full.

Let's recreate the big bang - your place or mine?

I'm like the moon. I'll make you howl.

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Out of all the planets the moon is my favorite. Next to Uranus.

Babe, the moon is not the only thing rising in my bed tonight.

I’ve already fought evil by moonlight. How about I try winning your love by daylight?

I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

Forget moonwalking, let's do some body-talking.