43 Lotr Pick Up Lines

Are you the One Ring? Because you're precious, and I'd travel across Middle-earth to be with you.

My love for you is like the journey to Mordor - long, intense, and I'd do anything to reach my destination.

I'd walk through the Mines of Moria without a torch, just to be near you.

Are you an Elven cloak? Because you're making me completely invisible to all other potential partners.

Call me Gandalf, because I'd like to cast a spell on you tonight.

You must be from Rivendell, because you're looking absolutely immortal.

Is your name Aragorn? Because you're the king of my heart.

Want to see my precious? It's definitely not a ring.

I'd cross the Misty Mountains just to get between your Pillars of the Kings.

Are you a hobbit? Because you're short, but you've got some serious swagger.

My love burns hotter than the fires of Mount Doom.

You must be from Rohan, because you've got me galloping towards you.

I'd let you ride my eagle any day, if you know what I mean.

Are you Legolas? Because you've hit me right in the heart with that archer's precision.

I'd share second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper with you.

You're like the light of Eärendil - rare, beautiful, and guiding me home.

Want to see my staff? I promise it's more impressive than Saruman's.

I'd break the Fellowship just to be exclusively with you.

You must be from the Undying Lands, because you're looking immortally fine.

Are we in the Dead Marshes? Because I'm totally sinking into your eyes.

I'd sail across the Sundering Seas just to be near you.

You're more tempting than the power of the One Ring.

Let's skip the long walk to Mordor and go straight to my place.

I'm not just another ringbearer - I bear my heart for you.

You must be an Ent, because you're making my heart grow slowly but deeply.

Forget the Eagles - I'd carry you all the way to Mordor.

Are you Galadriel? Because you're casting a spell on me I can't resist.

One does not simply walk away from this attraction.

Are you from Gondor? Because you're royally stunning.

I'd risk a Nazgûl attack just to spend one night with you.

You must be made of mithril - rare, valuable, and absolutely irresistible.

I'm no Frodo, but I'd definitely carry you to Mount Doom and back.

Are you a palantír? Because you're giving me some seriously magical visions.

My heart beats faster than a hobbit running from a Ring Wraith when I see you.

Want to explore my secret passages? I promise they're more interesting than the Mines of Moria.

You're like Shadowfax - the finest and fastest thing I've ever seen.

I'd trade all the treasure of Erebor just to be with you tonight.

Are you Arwen? Because you've just made me choose a mortal life with you.

My love is stronger than Samwise's loyalty - and that's saying something.

You must be wearing an invisibility cloak, because you've completely taken my breath away.

Let's skip the long walk to Mordor and head straight to my bedchamber in Minas Tirith.

I'm not just another ranger - I'm ready to claim you as my queen.

One ring to bind us? More like one look to blind me with your beauty.