70 Real Estate Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your love is freehold, no liens or dues.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd love to be your property manager too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's seal this deal with a kiss or two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's talk equity, me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the perfect lot for my heart to build on too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd pay above market value for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's merge our assets, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's co-sign a lease on love anew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd renovate my heart just for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your love's appreciation keeps accruing too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make an offer on love so true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my dream home, tried and true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd waive inspection just for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your open house has me falling for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're a hot market, and I'm ready to pursue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your curb appeal has me bidding on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd flip any house to move in with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're prime real estate, with quite a view.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd love to close escrow with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's tour this love nest built for two.

Call me a title search, because I want to know everything about your past.

Are you a pocket listing? Because I feel lucky to have found you.

Is your love like a homeowners association? Because I'm ready for some strict rules.

You must be a real estate portfolio, because I want to diversify my life with you.

Is your heart an exclusive listing? Because I want to be your only buyer.

Are you a master suite? Because you're where I want to end up every night.

You must be eminent domain, because you're taking over my heart by force.

Is your name Mortgage? Because you've got me committed for 30 years.

You must be a housing market crash, because you've got me feeling upside down.

Are you a blueprint? Because you're the plan of my dreams.

Call me a realtor, because I'm ready to represent your best interests.

Is your heart rent-to-own? Because I'm ready to make long-term payments.

Call me a property manager, because I'd love to take care of your assets.

Are you a closing cost? Because you're worth every penny.

Is your name Appreciation? Because your value keeps going up in my eyes.

Is your love a timeshare? Because I want more than just a week with you.

Are you a pre-approval letter? Because you're giving me confidence to pursue.

You must be a bidding war, because I'm willing to go all in for you.

Are you a lien? Because you've got a hold on me.

Is your name Zillow? Because you're estimating my worth.

You must be a luxury condo, because you're way above standard.

Are you a foundation? Because I want to build my life on you.

Call me a real estate bubble, because I'm about to burst for you.

You must be a gated community, because I'd jump through hoops to get inside.

Are you a mansion? Because you've got a lot of rooms I'd like to explore.

Is your heart a short sale? Because I'm ready to make a quick move.

Call me a home inspector, because I'd love to check out your plumbing.

Are you a duplex? Because I see myself in you.

Call me a surveyor, because I'd love to explore every inch of your property.

Is your name Curb Appeal? Because you've got me stopping in my tracks.

Is your heart rent-controlled? Because I'd like to be your long-term tenant.

Are you a real estate agent? Because you're definitely earning a commission from me.

You must be a seller's market, because I'm feeling desperate to close.

Is your name Deed? Because I'd love to have you in my possession.

Are you an adjustable-rate mortgage? Because my interest in you keeps going up.

Is your love life in foreclosure? Let me make a bid on your heart.

Are you a zoning law? Because you're restricting my development.

You must be a bidding war, because I'm willing to go way above asking price.

Is your name Equity? Because I'd like to build something long-term with you.

Are you a property tax? Because you've got me feeling assessed.

Call me a gentrifier, because I'm about to raise your neighborhood's value.

Are you a prime location? Because I'd love to make an offer on you.

Call me a house flipper, because I'm ready to turn your world upside down.

Is your name Escrow? Because I'm ready to close the deal with you.

You must be a penthouse suite, because you're way out of my price range.

Are you a fixer-upper? Because I'd love to nail you.

Is your body an open house? Because I'd like to take a private tour.

You must be a hot market, because I'm feeling a sudden surge in interest rates.

Are you a real estate bubble? Because you've got me inflated.

Call me a squatter, because I'd love to occupy your space rent-free.