53 Real Estate Pick Up Lines to Get Them

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your love is freehold, no liens or dues.

You must be a seller's market, because I'm feeling desperate to close.

Are you a lien? Because you've got a hold on me.

Is your name Zillow? Because you're estimating my worth.

You must be a luxury condo, because you're way above standard.

Are you a foundation? Because I want to build my life on you.

Call me a real estate bubble, because I'm about to burst for you.

You must be a gated community, because I'd jump through hoops to get inside.

Are you a mansion? Because you've got a lot of rooms I'd like to explore.

Is your heart a short sale? Because I'm ready to make a quick move.

Call me a home inspector, because I'd love to check out your plumbing.

Are you a duplex? Because I see myself in you.

Call me a surveyor, because I'd love to explore every inch of your property.

Is your name Curb Appeal? Because you've got me stopping in my tracks.

Is your heart rent-controlled? Because I'd like to be your long-term tenant.

Are you a real estate agent? Because you're definitely earning a commission from me.

Is your name Deed? Because I'd love to have you in my possession.

Are you a pre-approval letter? Because you're giving me confidence to pursue.

Call me a house flipper, because I'm ready to turn your world upside down.

Are you a real estate bubble? Because you've got me inflated.

You must be a hot market, because I'm feeling a sudden surge in interest rates.

Is your body an open house? Because I'd like to take a private tour.

Are you a fixer-upper? Because I'd love to nail you.

You must be a penthouse suite, because you're way out of my price range.

Is your name Escrow? Because I'm ready to close the deal with you.

Are you a prime location? Because I'd love to make an offer on you.

Are you an adjustable-rate mortgage? Because my interest in you keeps going up.

Call me a gentrifier, because I'm about to raise your neighborhood's value.

Are you a property tax? Because you've got me feeling assessed.

Is your name Equity? Because I'd like to build something long-term with you.

You must be a bidding war, because I'm willing to go way above asking price.

Are you a zoning law? Because you're restricting my development.

Is your love life in foreclosure? Let me make a bid on your heart.

You must be a bidding war, because I'm willing to go all in for you.

Is your love a timeshare? Because I want more than just a week with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd love to be your property manager too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your love's appreciation keeps accruing too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your curb appeal has me bidding on you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're a hot market, and I'm ready to pursue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your open house has me falling for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd waive inspection just for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're my dream home, tried and true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's make an offer on love so true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd renovate my heart just for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're prime real estate, with quite a view.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's co-sign a lease on love anew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's merge our assets, just us two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd pay above market value for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're the perfect lot for my heart to build on too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's talk equity, me and you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Let's seal this deal with a kiss or two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd flip any house to move in with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd love to close escrow with you.