44 Breakfast Pick Up Lines

I'm not saying I'm a cereal killer, but I'd love to take out your Cheerios.

Is your name Maple? Because I'd tap that.

Are you a breakfast buffet? Because I want to come back for seconds and thirds.

I like my eggs over easy, but I like you over everything.

Roses are red, breakfast burritos are wrapped, In your morning embrace, I'm happily trapped.

Roses are red, mimosas have fizz, Your morning presence gives me the breakfast biz.

Roses are red, breakfast is served, For a taste of you, my appetite's curved.

Roses are red, hash browns are shredded, To your morning charm, I'm utterly wedded.

Roses are red, yogurt's cultured, By your bedside manner, I'm totally captured.

Roses are red, fruit salad's a mix, Your morning kisses are my favorite fix.

Roses are red, muffins have tops, For you, my heart rate never stops.

Roses are red, orange juice is tangy, In your presence, I get all hot and hangry.

Roses are red, oatmeal is hearty, Skip the breakfast, let's have a bedroom party.

Roses are red, croissants are flaky, Your morning stretch leaves me shaky.

Roses are red, granola has crunch, Let's skip right over breakfast and head straight to brunch.

Roses are red, smoothies are blended, With you, I wish night never ended.

Roses are red, cereal's in a bowl, Your morning presence feeds my soul.

Roses are red, coffee's a brew, I'd skip my caffeine for a morning with you.

Roses are red, toast needs butter, Your bedhead look makes my heart flutter.

Roses are red, eggs are sunny-side up, You're the only breakfast date I want to cup.

Roses are red, waffles have squares, Let's stay in bed and forget all our cares.

Roses are red, bacon is crispy, One look at you and I'm feeling frisky.

Roses are red, syrup is sweet, Your morning kiss is my favorite treat.

Roses are red, pancakes are round, Your morning smile turns my whole day around.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see my breakfast spread?

They say you shouldn't skip breakfast, but I'd skip anything to be with you.

Are you a morning glory muffin? Because you're making my flower bloom.

I'd trade my lucky charms for a chance to be magically delicious with you.

Is that yogurt in your parfait, or are you just happy to see me?

Forget avocado toast - you're the real reason millennials can't afford houses.

Are you a breakfast quiche? Because you've got all my favorite things inside you.

I like my orange juice pulp-free, but I wouldn't mind getting pulpy with you.

They say breakfast is brain food, but all I can think about is you.

Mind if I dip my toast in your yolk? I promise to be gentle.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but you're the most important meal in my life.

Are you a stack of pancakes? Because I want to drizzle my syrup all over you.

I like my coffee hot, my eggs runny, and my mornings with you, honey.

Is that cinnamon on your roll, or are you just spicing up my morning?

You must be a smoothie, because you've got me all blended up inside.

Forget the continental breakfast - I'd rather explore your continents.

Are you a French press? Because you're giving me a strong morning rise.

I heard milk does a body good, but your body's doing things to me no milk ever could.

Is that bacon sizzling, or is it just the chemistry between us?

You must be a breakfast burrito, because you've got me all wrapped up.