47 Funniest Breakfast Pick Up Lines You Must Try

They say you shouldn't skip breakfast, but I'd skip anything to be with you.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see my breakfast spread?

Are you a breakfast quiche? Because you've got all my favorite things inside you.

They say breakfast is brain food, but all I can think about is you.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but you're the most important meal in my life.

Forget the continental breakfast - I'd rather explore your continents.

Roses are red, granola has crunch, Let's skip right over breakfast and head straight to brunch.

You must be a breakfast burrito, because you've got me all wrapped up.

Roses are red, oatmeal is hearty, Skip the breakfast, let's have a bedroom party.

Roses are red, eggs are sunny-side up, You're the only breakfast date I want to cup.

Roses are red, breakfast is served, For a taste of you, my appetite's curved.

Roses are red, mimosas have fizz, Your morning presence gives me the breakfast biz.

Roses are red, breakfast burritos are wrapped, In your morning embrace, I'm happily trapped.

Are you a breakfast buffet? Because I want to come back for seconds and thirds.

Are you breakfast in bed? Because I'd love to have you first thing in the morning.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Mind if I join you for breakfast? You look like a full-course meal.

Roses are red, breakfast is yummy, But you're the only thing I want in my tummy.

Let's craft a future together, starting with breakfast.

You're so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

Are you English breakfast? Because you’re a hot-tea.

Roses are red, bacon is crispy, One look at you and I'm feeling frisky.

Is that cinnamon on your roll, or are you just spicing up my morning?

I like my eggs over easy, but I like you over everything.

Roses are red, hash browns are shredded, To your morning charm, I'm utterly wedded.

Roses are red, yogurt's cultured, By your bedside manner, I'm totally captured.

Roses are red, fruit salad's a mix, Your morning kisses are my favorite fix.

Roses are red, muffins have tops, For you, my heart rate never stops.

Roses are red, orange juice is tangy, In your presence, I get all hot and hangry.

Roses are red, croissants are flaky, Your morning stretch leaves me shaky.

Is that bacon sizzling, or is it just the chemistry between us?

I heard milk does a body good, but your body's doing things to me no milk ever could.

Are you a French press? Because you're giving me a strong morning rise.

Roses are red, smoothies are blended, With you, I wish night never ended.

You must be a smoothie, because you've got me all blended up inside.

I like my coffee hot, my eggs runny, and my mornings with you, honey.

Roses are red, syrup is sweet, Your morning kiss is my favorite treat.

Are you a stack of pancakes? Because I want to drizzle my syrup all over you.

Roses are red, cereal's in a bowl, Your morning presence feeds my soul.

Mind if I dip my toast in your yolk? I promise to be gentle.

Roses are red, coffee's a brew, I'd skip my caffeine for a morning with you.

I like my orange juice pulp-free, but I wouldn't mind getting pulpy with you.

Roses are red, toast needs butter, Your bedhead look makes my heart flutter.

Forget avocado toast - you're the real reason millennials can't afford houses.

Is that yogurt in your parfait, or are you just happy to see me?

I'd trade my lucky charms for a chance to be magically delicious with you.

Are you a morning glory muffin? Because you're making my flower bloom.