109 Flower Pick Up Lines

Like a cactus flower in the desert, you're both beautiful and surprisingly inviting.

Just like a cactus flower, you're the beautiful surprise that makes enduring the thorns worthwhile.

Like a desert bloom, you've flowered in my heart - rare, beautiful, and worth the wait.

Are you a cactus flower? Because you've bloomed in the harshest conditions and still manage to be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Just like a cactus flower, our time together might be brief, but I promise to make it unforgettable.

Call me a gardener, because I'd love to make your flower bloom.

Is that a pistil in your flower, or are you just happy to see me?

Like a sunflower, I'm naturally drawn to your radiance.

Like Mario's Fire Flower, you've got me feeling hot

If you’re the butterfly, consider me the flower waiting for you to land.

Just like a butterfly needs a flower, I think I need you.

You've got me feeling like a sunflower - always turning towards your light.

I'm drawn to you like a bee to a flower - want to pollinate?

Are you a morning glory muffin? Because you're making my flower bloom.

Call me a sunflower, because I'm always turning towards you.

Are you a Fire Flower? Because you're making me feel hot.

Is your name Buttercup? Because you're smooth as butter and sweet as a flower.

I must be a sunflower, because I can't stop turning towards your shining beauty.

Roses are red, sunflowers are yellow, You're hotter than noon, on a summer meadow.

I must be a sunflower, because I can't help but turn towards you.

I'm no wallflower, but I'd love to climb all over you.

You must be a corpse flower, because you've got me dying to see you bloom.

Let's skip the flowering courtship and go straight to seeding.

You're the missing petal in the flower of my life.

Let's skip the flowery language and get down to some serious cross-pollination.

Let's be like a symbiotic relationship - you be the flower, I'll be your bee.

Let's skip the bouquet and go straight to deflowering.

I must be a sunflower, because my head keeps turning to follow you around the room.

Roses are red, forget-me-nots are small, into your bed of flowers, I'd gladly fall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not much of a poet, but I'd love to deflower you.

Roses are red, buttercups are bright, in your field of wildflowers, I'd roll all night.

Roses are red, snapdragons are tall, into your flowerbed, I'd love to fall.

Roses are red, daisies are white, let's skip the flowers and spend the night.

Roses are red, sunflowers are tall, into your garden, I'd love to fall.

Let's skip the flowering speech and plant the seeds of something real.

Let's cultivate a relationship - I promise it'll be more than just flowering words.

Roses are red, violets are blue, forget the flowers, let's just cut to the 'I love you'.

Roses are red, violets are blue, forget the flowers, let's make our own garden for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, let's skip the flowers and just say 'I do'.

Roses are red, violets are blue, forget the flowers, I just want you.

Are you a sunflower? Because you're the sunshine of my life.

Roses are red, my thumbs are green, You're the finest flower I've ever seen.

Are you a flower? Because I wanna Bee with you forever.

I must've stumbled into a garden... because you're a rare flower.

Let's be like a grafted plant - two different stems, one united growth.

My love for you isn't annual, it's evergreen.

Let's not beat around the bush - I want to fertilize your soil.

I'd gladly be your garden tool if it means I get to tend to your needs.

You've got me so excited, my stamen is about to burst with pollen.

I'm no green thumb, but I bet I could make your garden grow.

Let's be like a water lily - beautiful on the surface, but our roots intertwined below.

I'm not just here to stop and smell the roses - I'm here to make them blush.

Let's be like a succulent - thriving on minimal input but maximum passion.

You must be a rafflesia - rare, exotic, and absolutely intoxicating.

I'm no florist, but I know how to arrange a perfect night.

You've planted a seed in my heart, now let's watch it bloom into passion.

I'm not just trying to get into your bed - I want to be in your window box too.

Let's be like a bonsai - meticulously cultivated and beautifully intertwined.

You're the sunshine to my chlorophyll - essential for my growth and happiness.

Forget about pushing up daisies - let's focus on pushing up other things tonight.

I'm no botanist, but I'd love to pollinate your pistil.

My love for you is like kudzu - wild, unstoppable, and slightly invasive.

Forget garden variety romance, let's cultivate something exotic.

You must be a night-blooming cereus, because you've got me staying up all night.

I'm not just trying to get in your plants, I want to root in your heart.

You're so hot, you could turn my snake plant into a venus flytrap.

I'd traverse the Amazon just to find your rare orchid.

Are you a cactus? Because you're looking sharp, and I can't stop pricking myself on you.

I'm like a dandelion - you can try to blow me off, but I'll just keep coming back.

Is your name Aloe? Because you're very vera-y attractive to me.

Are you miracle grow? Because I swear you're making something grow in my pants.

I'm not saying I'm a weed, but I am pretty high on you right now.

Call me Audrey II, because I'm hungry for your love, feed me Seymour!

Is your name Lily? Because I'm pollen in love with you.

Are you a Venus flytrap? Because you've caught me, and I'm buzzing with excitement.

I'm no florist, but I know a budding romance when I see one.

You must be a hydrangea, because you're making my pH levels rise.

Roses are red, chrysanthemums are varied, in your garden of love, I'd like to get buried.

Roses are red, lilacs are fragrant, for a chance with you, I'd be your vagrant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your pistil's so fine, my stamen's brand new.

Roses are red, iris are clever, with you in my vase, I'd bloom forever.

Roses are red, daisies are sweet, your garden's so lush, it's swept me off my feet.

Roses are red, pansies have faces, your blossom's so fine, it leaves me in daze-ies.

Roses are red, hyacinths are curled, your petals so soft, they've unfurled my world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your garden's so hot, it's making me dew.

Roses are red, dandelions spread fast, let's plant some seeds and make our love last.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stigma's so sticky, I'm stuck on you.

Roses are red, clovers bring luck, in your meadow of love, I'd love to get stuck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stamen's so long, it's making me woo.

Roses are red, jasmine climbs high, with you as my trellis, I'd reach for the sky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a gardener, but I'd love to plant one on you.

Roses are red, orchids are rare, your beauty's exotic, beyond compare.

Roses are red, lilies are fair, your pollen's so sweet, I can't help but stare.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no botanist, but I'd love to study you.

Roses are red, tulips have style, your petals so soft, they make life worthwhile.

Roses are red, carnations are pink, of our budding romance, what do you think?

Roses are red, lavender's purple, your scent is intoxicating, my mind's in a whirl.

Roses are red, bluebells are blue, I'd love to pollinate exclusively with you.

Roses are red, marigolds are gold, with you by my side, I'll never grow old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stem's so long, I can't help but pursue.

Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, for you, my dear, I'd be one lucky fellow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but our love's a rainbow - vibrant and true.

In the garden of life, you're the only bloom I'd pick.

I don't know much about roses, but I'm an expert in defloration.

If I'd give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.

My love for you is like a perennial - it keeps coming back stronger each year.

They say money doesn't grow on trees, but our love could blossom on any branch.

I'm no florist, but I know how to arrange a perfect date.

My heart's a greenhouse, and you're the exotic bloom I've been nurturing.