48 Joker Pick Up Lines

Care to join my gang? I promise it's not a cut-throat competition.

Want to play a game? I call it 'Who's the craziest?'

Are you Gotham City? Because I'd love to watch you burn.

Fancy a ride? My car comes with a free case of laughing gas.

Is your name Harley? Because I'd love to take you for a swing.

Want to hear a joke? It might just kill you.

Are you a deck of cards? Because I'm seeing all four suits: hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades.

Want to be partners in crime? I promise it'll be a laugh riot.

Is your name Riddle? Because you've got me puzzled.

Mind if I crash at your place? I promise I won't leave any bodies.

Wanna see a disappearing act? Let's make our inhibitions vanish.

Are you a bomb? Because I'd love to take you out.

I'm like a deck of cards - wild and ready to be shuffled.

Want to play doctor? I've got some interesting scars to show you.

Care to join me for a midnight swim in Ace Chemicals?

Is that a smile or are you just happy to see my scars?

Fancy a game of Russian Roulette? I'll load the gun, you pull the trigger.

Want to be my partner in crime? I promise it'll be a real gas.

Are you a psychiatrist? Because I've got some issues I'd love to work out with you.

Want to see my knife collection? It's to die for.

Care for a dance? I promise my moves are criminally good.

Let's paint the town red... literally.

Fancy a game of 'Truth or Dare'? I warn you, my dares are insane.

Want to help me put a smile on that face?

Are you the Batman to my Joker? Because you've got me all tied up.

Care to be my alibi for tonight?

Let's make like a bank and lose control.

Wanna hear a killer joke? It'll slay you.

How about we cause some chaos together?

Are you Arkham Asylum? Because I can't seem to escape you.

Want to see a trick? I can make your sanity disappear.

Let's be like Bonnie and Clyde, but with more laughs and less bullets.

Care to join my gang of harlequins?

Wanna play 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'? I'll be both.

How about we rewrite the rules tonight?

Want to see my jack-in-the-box? It's got quite the punchline.

Care to be the punchline to my twisted joke?

Let's paint our faces and watch the world burn.

Want to join me in spreading some anarchy?

Are you a straitjacket? Because I feel like you're holding me tight.

Fancy a dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Arkham? Because I'm crazy about you.

Want to see a magic trick? I can make your heart disappear.

Are you gravity? Because you're bringing me down in all the right ways.

I must be Two-Face, because I can't decide which side of you I like more.

Do you believe in fate? Or should I walk by again?

Is your smile contagious? Because I think I'm coming down with something.