40 Emergency Pick Up Lines

I might need a personal rescue... think you're up for the job?

If love is a crime, you've got me ready to break the law.

I think I'm experiencing heart palpitations... or maybe it's just your effect on me.

You must be a firefighter, because you're too hot to handle.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away every time I see you.

Is there a fire drill? Because my heart's racing and I can't think straight around you.

If looking good was illegal, you'd be public enemy number one.

I think I need some emergency attention... yours, specifically.

If you were an emergency, you'd be code red - too hot to handle.

I must be having a medical emergency, because I can't stop my heart from racing around you.

Your eyes are like sirens - I just can't look away.

Is it a crime to look that good? Because I might need to call 911.

I think I need some mouth-to-mouth... care to assist?

You must be a fire alarm, because you're really turning up the heat in here.

If looking fine was an emergency, you'd be a five-alarm fire.

I hope you're certified in first aid, because I think I've just fallen for you.

Are you an EMT? Because you've got my pulse racing in all the right ways.

I think I need some intensive care... from you.

Your smile is so bright, I might need sunglasses for this emergency.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us?

Call the fire department, because you're smokin' hot.

Are you a trauma surgeon? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of ways inside.

I think I need some hydration, because you've got me feeling thirsty.

You must be an ambulance, because I hear sirens every time you walk by.

Are you a firefighter? Because you're igniting a flame in my heart.

I must have low blood sugar, because you're looking extra sweet right now.

Call 911, because you've stolen my heart and I need it back to live.

Are you an AED? Because you've got my heart racing.

I think I need some oxygen, because you leave me breathless.

Is your blood type BE+? Because you're exactly my type.

You must be a tourniquet, because you've got my blood flowing in all the right directions.

Are you a paramedic? Because I think I'm falling... for you.

I hope you know the Heimlich maneuver, because you take my breath away.

You must be adrenaline, because my heart races whenever I see you.

Is your name Gauze? Because you're dressing up my thoughts.

Is your name CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

You must be a defibrillator, because you're making my heart skip a beat.

Are you a first responder? Because you're the first to respond to my heart's call.

I think I need some first aid - I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the burning passion I feel for you?