20 Gravity Pick Up Lines

Are you a supermassive object? Because you're warping my perception of reality.

Your gravitational pull is irresistible - care to collide?

I'm caught in your orbit, and I don't want to escape.

Let's ignore friction and fall together.

You must be made of dark matter, because you're invisible but I can feel your effect on me.

Want to explore my event horizon?

Your beauty defies the laws of physics - it's timeless and massless.

Are you a neutron star? Because you're incredibly dense and extremely attractive.

I'd like to be the astronaut to your moon and plant my flag on you.

Your curves are so dangerous, they're bending light around you.

Let's create our own big bang theory.

Is that the force of gravity, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm like a meteor - I've fallen hard and fast for you, and I'm about to make an impact.

Are you the Earth? Because my world revolves around you.

Your attraction is so strong, you must have your own gravitational field.

I'm falling for you faster than 9.8 m/s².

You must be a black hole, because I'm drawn to your heavenly body.

Is your name Newton? Because you're the apple of my eye.

Your mass is affecting my spacetime continuum.

I'd like to study the effects of microgravity with you in a zero-G chamber.