53 Plant Pick Up Lines

I'd let you plant the spike in my heart any day.

Are we in a post-plant situation? Because I'm committed to staying.

Must be spring, because I've got a sudden urge to plant something deep.

They say desert plants know how to handle a long dry spell... care to show me your techniques?

Like a cactus in a garden, you stand out brilliantly among all the ordinary plants.

Are you a snake plant? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of danger... and I like it.

Like my houseplants, I promise to give you lots of attention.

Looking for someone to share my pot with - interested in a transplant?

Call me a gardener, because I'd love to plant my seed in your fertile soil.

You must be an eggplant, because you're bringing all the auber-genius to this conversation.

Call me Johnny Appleseed, because I'd love to plant my seed in your orchard.

Are you a mango farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

If you were a lavender plant, I'd tend to you daily, just to see you bloom.

I'd like to be the astronaut to your moon and plant my flag on you.

Are you a citrus farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

I must be a kiwi seed, because I'm hoping to plant myself in your heart.

I must be a strawberry seed, because I'm trying to plant myself in your life.

Let's be like a successful organ transplant - you take me inside you.

Let's be like a grafted plant - two different stems, one united growth.

You've planted a seed in my heart, now let's watch it bloom into passion.

I'm not just trying to get in your plants, I want to root in your heart.

You're so hot, you could turn my snake plant into a venus flytrap.

Roses are red, dandelions spread fast, let's plant some seeds and make our love last.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a gardener, but I'd love to plant one on you.

Let's skip the flowering speech and plant the seeds of something real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no gardener, but I'd like to plant one on you.

Do you work at a plant nursery? Because you're giving me a growmance.

You must be good at gardening, because you've planted yourself in my heart.

Are you a plant? Because I can't leaf you alone.

Do you have a garden? Because you've planted seeds of love in my heart.

I hope you're into organic, because I don't use any protection on my plants.

Roses are red, lilies are white, Let's plant some seeds and stay up all night.

Roses are red, my plants need sun, With you, I bet we could have some fun.

Are you a plant-based burger? Because you're impossible to resist.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

Are you a succulent? Because I'm getting thirsty just looking at you.

Call me a gardener, because I'd love to make your flower bloom.

Must be monstera season, because you're looking delicious.

Like a vine, I can't help but get wrapped up in thoughts of you.

Are you photosynthesis? Because you light up my world.

I'm like a cactus - prickly on the outside, but I'll stick with you forever.

Want to come back to my place? I've got a huge collection of stems.

You must be a Venus flytrap, because I'm caught in your trap.

Is that a pistil in your flower, or are you just happy to see me?

Like a sunflower, I'm naturally drawn to your radiance.

Are you miracle grow? Because you're making something grow.

Want to pollinate and chill?

Are you bamboo? Because you're making me grow faster than I thought possible.

Call me autumn, because I'm falling for you.

Want to see my seed collection? I've been saving it for someone special.

Like a good gardener, I know exactly where to put my hose.

Are you aloe? Because you'd vera nice to wake up next to.

Must be spring, because you've got me sprouting feelings.