49 Plant Pick Up Lines They Can’t Resist

I must be a kiwi seed, because I'm hoping to plant myself in your heart.

Are you a citrus farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

Let's be like a grafted plant - two different stems, one united growth.

You've planted a seed in my heart, now let's watch it bloom into passion.

I'm not just trying to get in your plants, I want to root in your heart.

You're so hot, you could turn my snake plant into a venus flytrap.

Roses are red, dandelions spread fast, let's plant some seeds and make our love last.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a gardener, but I'd love to plant one on you.

Let's skip the flowering speech and plant the seeds of something real.

Do you work at a plant nursery? Because you're giving me a growmance.

You must be good at gardening, because you've planted yourself in my heart.

Are you a plant? Because I can't leaf you alone.

Do you have a garden? Because you've planted seeds of love in my heart.

I hope you're into organic, because I don't use any protection on my plants.

Roses are red, lilies are white, Let's plant some seeds and stay up all night.

Roses are red, my plants need sun, With you, I bet we could have some fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no gardener, but I'd like to plant one on you.

Are you a plant-based burger? Because you're impossible to resist.

Let's be like a successful organ transplant - you take me inside you.

I must be a strawberry seed, because I'm trying to plant myself in your life.

I'd like to be the astronaut to your moon and plant my flag on you.

If you were a lavender plant, I'd tend to you daily, just to see you bloom.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

Is that an orange in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not much of a poet, but I'd love to deflower you.

Are you miracle grow? Because I swear you're making something grow in my pants.

I'm not saying I'm a weed, but I am pretty high on you right now.

Call me Audrey II, because I'm hungry for your love, feed me Seymour!

Is your name Lily? Because I'm pollen in love with you.

Are you a Venus flytrap? Because you've caught me, and I'm buzzing with excitement.

I'm no florist, but I know a budding romance when I see one.

You must be a hydrangea, because you're making my pH levels rise.

Roses are red, chrysanthemums are varied, in your garden of love, I'd like to get buried.

Roses are red, forget-me-nots are small, into your bed of flowers, I'd gladly fall.

Roses are red, lilacs are fragrant, for a chance with you, I'd be your vagrant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your pistil's so fine, my stamen's brand new.

Roses are red, iris are clever, with you in my vase, I'd bloom forever.

Roses are red, daisies are sweet, your garden's so lush, it's swept me off my feet.

Roses are red, pansies have faces, your blossom's so fine, it leaves me in daze-ies.

Roses are red, buttercups are bright, in your field of wildflowers, I'd roll all night.

Is your name Aloe? Because you're very vera-y attractive to me.

Roses are red, hyacinths are curled, your petals so soft, they've unfurled my world.

Roses are red, snapdragons are tall, into your flowerbed, I'd love to fall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your garden's so hot, it's making me dew.

You must be a blood orange, 'cause you've got my heart pumping.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stigma's so sticky, I'm stuck on you.

Roses are red, clovers bring luck, in your meadow of love, I'd love to get stuck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stamen's so long, it's making me woo.

Roses are red, jasmine climbs high, with you as my trellis, I'd reach for the sky.