40 Old people Pick Up Lines

Call me a classic vinyl - I might be old school, but I've still got all the right grooves.

My memory might be fading, but I'd never forget a face like yours.

Is your name Bridge? Because I'd like to play my cards right with you.

They say the golden years are the best, but they're looking even better with you in them.

Are you my TV remote? Because you've got me all switched on.

My investments have matured nicely, but I'm still growing fond of you.

Is this the senior center? Because you're making my heart feel young again.

They prescribed me a daily dose of happiness, but I think meeting you would work better.

Are you my life alert? Because I've fallen... for your charm.

My grandkids say I'm hip, but you make my hip replacement worth it.

Is your name Publisher's Clearing House? Because seeing you feels like I've won the grand prize.

They say age is just a number, but your number is the one I'm really interested in.

My doctor said to stay active - would you like to be part of my daily exercise routine?

My pension plan is solid, but my dinner plans are flexible - especially if you're free tonight.

They say love is timeless, and with these wrinkles, I'm practically a time machine.

Is your name Antiques Roadshow? Because you're a rare treasure worth appraising.

My dentures might come out at night, but my charm never does.

Are you my afternoon nap? Because I've been dreaming about you.

Call me a retired meteorologist, because I can still feel the heat between us.

Are you my reading glasses? Because everything's clearer when you're around.

My social security benefits just kicked in, but you're the real treasure I've been waiting for.

Are you a record player? Because you've got me spinning.

I may be on blood pressure medication, but you still make my heart race.

They say the early bird gets the worm, but would this silver fox have a chance?

Is your name Bingo? Because you've got all my numbers feeling lucky.

You must be my daily fiber supplement, because you're keeping me regular... regularly thinking about you.

Are you a jitterbug? Because you've got me wanting to dance.

My joints might be stiff, but my pickup game is still flexible.

Is this the early bird special? Because you're looking like quite a deal.

Is your name Sudoku? Because I could spend hours trying to figure you out.

They say wisdom comes with age, but nobody mentioned how stunning it would look on you.

Are you a vintage wine? Because you've only gotten better with time.

My retirement portfolio is diverse, but I'm still missing the most valuable investment - your phone number.

I may have arthritis, but my heart still skips a beat when I see you.

Is your name Medicare? Because you're providing all my coverage needs.

You must be a classic car - beautifully maintained and turning heads since the 60s.

My memory isn't what it used to be, but I'm sure I'd never forget a date with you.

Are you a crossword puzzle? Because you've got me searching for words.

I might need my bifocals, but I can clearly see how beautiful you are.

Did you go to Woodstock? Because you're giving me those good vibrations.