40 Business Pick Up Lines

Is your name Synergy? Because together, we could be more than the sum of our parts.

You must be a unicorn startup, because you're one in a billion.

If you were listed on the stock exchange, I'd put all my assets into you.

Is your name Revenue? Because you're all I can think about, day and night.

You must be a successful CEO, because you're taking over my thoughts.

Your smile is like a bull market - it just keeps going up.

If you were a corporation, I'd buy out all your shares just to have controlling interest.

Are you a high-yield investment? Because the dividends of your attention are paying off.

Your business strategy must be flawless, because you've cornered the market on my heart.

I'd breach any non-compete agreement just to be with you.

You've disrupted my entire industry - I can't focus on anything but you.

Is your middle name 'Profit Margin'? Because you're making me feel like a million bucks.

I'd diversify my entire portfolio just for a chance with you.

Your efficiency is intoxicating - want to streamline our processes together?

If charm were a commodity, you'd have a monopoly on the entire market.

I'd trade all my blue-chip stocks for just one date with you.

Your business savvy is so attractive, I'm ready to tender an offer right now.

Your business acumen is so attractive, I'd sign any contract you put in front of me.

If productivity were measured in charm, you'd be breaking every efficiency record.

Your market value is off the charts - I'd invest everything I have in you.

Is your name ROI? Because you're giving me an excellent return on my investment.

Are you a unicorn startup? Because you're rare, magical, and highly valued.

Let's form a joint venture and explore some new markets together.

Is your name Dividend? Because you're paying off in all the right ways.

Are you a hostile takeover? Because you've aggressively captured my interest.

Call me the SEC, because I'd like to closely examine your figures.

Let's skip the due diligence - I'm ready to sign on the dotted line with you.

Are you an IPO? Because you're about to go public with me.

Is your love life in a bear market? Let me bull-ish you up.

Are you a merger? Because you're making my assets and liabilities one.

I must be looking at a blue chip stock, because you're a valuable addition to any portfolio.

Are you a disruptive technology? Because you've completely innovated my world.

Let's synergize our core competencies and create some real value together.

Is your name Capital? Because I'd love to see some returns on you.

Are you a SWOT analysis? Because you're my Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat all in one.

Call me the Federal Reserve, because I'm ready to stimulate your economy.

Are you a startup? Because I'd like to invest all my time in you.

Is your name Profit? Because I've been looking to maximize you.

Are you a quarterly report? Because you're making my numbers go up.

Call me Warren Buffett, because I know a good investment when I see one.