68 Orange Pick Up Lines

Forget vitamin C, you're giving me vitamin Me-ow.

If you were an orange, I'd be the pith - always close to your sweet side.

Roses are red, oranges are not, You're a fruit cocktail, served extra hot.

Roses are red, oranges are whatever, Let's ditch these rhymes and get together.

Roses are red, oranges are cliché, Your zest for life leaves me fiancé.

Roses are red, oranges are trying too hard, Like this pickup line - consider me scarred.

Roses are red, oranges are fruit, This poem's a mess, but you're still cute.

Roses are red, oranges are round, This line's so bad, I should be crowned.

Roses are red, oranges are orange, Wanna be the door hinge to my... oh, nevermind.

If life's a citrus grove, you're the tree I want to grow old with.

Call me a mad scientist, 'cause I want to cross-pollinate our futures.

You must be a blood orange, 'cause you've got my heart pumping.

If you were an orange, I'd be the compost pile - decomposing at your feet.

Forget about Orange Is The New Black, let's make Orange Is The New Date Night.

You're like a perfectly segmented orange - every piece of you is just right.

If you were citrus, you'd be the orange that breaks the juicer - too much to handle.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you're the orange keeping my sanity in play.

If life gives you oranges, make a move on the cutie giving them to you.

You must be a mandarin, 'cause you're easy to peel but hard to forget.

If we were in a fruit bowl, I'd be the orange rolling towards your curves.

Is that an orange in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a citrus farmer? Because you've planted seeds of desire in my heart.

I must be an orange tree, because I'm firmly rooted in my attraction to you.

Is that orange blossom perfume? Because you smell absolutely intoxicating.

Are you an orange? Cause damn, you’re juicy.

Orange is a step back. Girl, YOU are the new black. Just listen to this remix. I want you instantly like Netflix.

Can we go home and take some algebra? We will have the whole night to compare oranges to apples.

If you were an orange, I'd be the weird kid who collects the stickers - always trying to get a piece of you.

They say orange you can't rhyme, but I say orange you fine?

If we were in a fruit salad, I'd be the orange trying to roll closer to you.

Are you an orange grove? Because I'd love to get lost in your rows.

I must be color blind, because all I see is you and me.

You're like a perfectly ripe orange - sweet, juicy, and I can't wait to taste you.

Are you a mandarin? Because you're easy to peel and irresistibly sweet.

I'm not usually this forward, but orange you glad I came to talk to you?

They say don't play with your food, but if you were an orange, I'd be juggling all day.

If you were the last orange on Earth, I'd clone you just to make sure I always had one.

Forget about orange juice, you've got me thirsty for something a little stronger.

Orange you tired of all these citrus puns? Let's make like a tree and leaf... together.

Is that orange juice you're drinking, or just the glow of your radiant personality?

You must be vitamin C, because you're essential to my happiness.

If you were a citrus, you'd be a navel orange - because I can't stop staring at your belly button.

Orange you glad I'm not colorblind? Otherwise, I might've missed this golden opportunity.

They say orange is the new black, but honey, you're the new everything.

I'm no juice expert, but I bet if we squeezed our time together, we'd make quite a concentrate.

Call me a mad scientist, 'cause I want to splice your genes with an orange and create the world's sweetest fruit.

If you were an orange, you'd be the one that breaks the juicer - too much to handle.

Forget about A Clockwork Orange, let's write A Clockwork Romance.

You must be part mandarin, 'cause you've got me speaking in tongues.

I'm not saying you're round, but your curves are definitely giving me orange vibes - and I'm into it.

If life is a box of chocolates, then you're the orange cream filling - unexpected and delightful.

If you were an orange, you'd be a genetically modified super-fruit - too perfect to be natural.

I'm usually more of a grapefruit guy, but you've got me reconsidering my whole citrus hierarchy.

Orange you a sight for sore eyes? No, seriously, I think I've been staring at the sun too long.

They say orange is the happiest color. Wanna make me the happiest person?

I'm not saying you're as bright as an orange, but you're definitely the zest thing I've seen all day.

Forget about comparing apples and oranges. Let's be a pair that doesn't need comparing.

I'd peel a thousand oranges just to share one slice with you.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if life gives you oranges... well, I hope it gives you me too.

I'm not trying to compare apples to oranges, but you're such a cutie.

Are you an orange? Because you're a-peel-ing and I'd love to peel off your layers.

Forget vitamin C, you're giving me vitamin U-phoria.

Orange you glad I didn't start with a banana line? Now let's peel away the small talk.

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you're the orange that keeps my blues at bay.

I'm not saying you're the orange of my eye, but my pupil just turned into a citrus slice.

Roses are red, oranges are... well, orange. Let's skip the poetry and make some pulp fiction together.

I'd trade all the oranges in Florida just to squeeze in some time with you.

Call me Christopher Columbus, 'cause I just discovered a new world in your eyes... and it's surprisingly orange-shaped.