435 Flirty Pick Up Lines

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

Man - Fat Penguin ! Woman - WHAT? Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. The best for last!

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!

Did you just fart love, because you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrohea .. I can't hold it in.

You can delete the app now, I'm here.

There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can't seem to take them off of you.

My name is [your name] but you should hear my phone number.

Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.

You're like the moon - you light up my darkest nights.

I'm not Luna-tic, I'm just crazy about you.

Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you've totally blacked out my ex.

Let's be like the Earth and moon - in perfect sync and always facing each other.

You must be made of moon rocks, because you're out of this world.

I'm drawn to you like the moon pulls the tides.

Is it a full moon? Because you're bringing out the animal in me.

Let's recreate the moon landing - one giant leap into my bed.

You're hotter than the sunny side of Mercury, but I'd still prefer to explore your dark side.

Forget star-crossed lovers, let's be moon-blessed lovers.

Are you the dark side of the moon? Because you've got me seeing stars.

Your gravity is irresistible - I'm totally in your orbit.

Is your name Luna? Because you've got me over the moon.

You must be made of cheese, because you're looking gouda tonight.

I'd travel 238,900 miles just to be close to you.

Are you a lunar eclipse? Because you've totally overshadowed everyone else.

Your smile is brighter than Earthshine on a new moon.

I'm no Neil Armstrong, but I'd love to take one small step toward a date with you.

You've got me howling like a wolf at the full moon.

Is it a coincidence we met? Or was it written in the stars?

I'm no astronaut, but I'd love to explore your crater.

Forget the man in the moon - I'd rather be the man in your room.

They say the moon affects the tides, but you're affecting all of me.

Is that a full moon, or are you just happy to see me?

Call me Apollo, because I'm ready to make a lunar landing.

You must be a blue moon, because you're once in a lifetime.

Forget mooning - how about we do some spooning?

Are you the dark side of the moon? Because I'd love to see what you're hiding.

My love for you waxes and wanes like the moon - just kidding, it's always full.

Let's recreate the big bang - your place or mine?

I'm like the moon. I'll make you howl.

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Out of all the planets the moon is my favorite. Next to Uranus.

Babe, the moon is not the only thing rising in my bed tonight.

I’ve already fought evil by moonlight. How about I try winning your love by daylight?

I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

Forget moonwalking, let's do some body-talking.

Let's play 'name that body part' - I'll use my tongue.

Want to check my prostate? I promise I'll return the favor.

Let's be like sperm and egg - unite and multiply.

I'm no mammographer, but I'd love to take a closer look at those.

Forget the speculum - I've got something else to open you up with.

Nice antibody. Wanna conjugate?

I'd check your blood sugar, but you're sweet enough.

Let's play doctors and nurses, but skip the stethoscope - I want skin-to-skin contact.

I'm no gynecologist, but I'd love to take a look.

Want to increase my white blood cell count? Because you're making me feel feverish.

Let's be like a colonoscopy and go deep.

I must have priapism, because this attraction has lasted way longer than four hours.

Want to be my personal cervical dilator?

Let's skip the oral medication and go straight to suppository.

I'm not an OB/GYN, but I'd love to deliver you multiple times tonight.

Want to test my gag reflex?

Let's be like a pair of testes and produce something together.

I must have Parkinson's, because you make me tremble.

Fancy a full body exam? I'll be thorough.

Malaria's got cycles, tuberculosis has cavities, but loving you's the chronic condition I'll never shake with ease.

Penicillin's a lifesaver, vaccines are too, but nothing boosts my immunity like a dose of you.

Insulin lowers glucose, cortisol raises it high, you're the homeostasis that keeps my levels just right.

Tendons are tough, ligaments are strong, my love for you lasts all day long.

Mitosis splits cells, meiosis makes gametes, your genetic code is the one mine seeks.

Lysosomes digest, ribosomes translate, With you, my biochemistry feels first-rate.

Roses are red, anatomy's complex, But loving you's simple, no need to perplex.

Want to test my flexibility? I can bend in all sorts of ways.

Let's skip the tongue depressor and find better uses for our mouths.

I'm no ophthalmologist, but I bet I can make your eyes roll back.

Care to be my anatomy study buddy? I need hands-on practice.

Care to be my personal EKG? You're already making my heart skip beats.

Want to play with my stethoscope? I promise to listen to all your body's desires.

Let's be like a successful organ transplant - you take me inside you.

I'm no podiatrist, but I'd love to massage your feet... and work my way up.

Care to test my hand-eye coordination? I promise I'm good with my fingers.

Want to be my personal MRI? Because I want to see everything inside you.

Let's play 'guess the body part' - but we'll use touch instead of sight.

I'm no dermatologist, but I'd love to examine every inch of your skin.

Care to test my oral skills? I promise I'm not just good at taking temperatures.

Want to be my personal dialysis machine? You can clean my fluids anytime.

Let's skip the physical therapy and go straight to physical intimacy.

I'm no audiologist, but I bet I can make you scream.

Care to test my endurance? I promise I can go all night.

Want to play doctor? I've got the perfect tool for your internal exam.

Let's be like a successful skin graft and become permanently attached.

I'm no allergist, but I bet I can make you break out... in pleasure.

Strep throat is red, hypothermia is blue, I'm running a fever, but only for you.

Erythrocytes are red, cyanosis is blue, my O2 sats drop every time I see you.

Inflammation is red, ischemia is blue, my differential diagnosis only includes you.

Roses have thorns, violets have stems, your eyes dilate my pupils like anticholinergic gems.

EKGs show red, CT scans show blue, but no test can measure how much I'm into you.

Stomach acid is clear, bile is yellow-green, you're the antacid to my heartburn, if you know what I mean.

Dopamine is pleasure, serotonin is mood, but you're the neurotransmitter that puts me in the groove.

Bones are white, bruises are blue, I'd fracture my fibula just to be with you.

I'm no anesthesiologist, but I bet I can make you feel numb all over.

Care to examine my bone structure? I've got one you might be particularly interested in.

Want to play with my autoclave? I promise it's hot and steamy.

Let's be like a pair of lungs - I'll go down, you come up.

I'm no plastic surgeon, but I'd love to enhance your assets.

Care for some exposure therapy? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Want to test my circulation? I promise the blood's flowing to all the right places.

Let's skip the CT scan and go straight to full-body contact.

I'm no chiropractor, but I bet I could adjust your back just right.

Care to be my personal stress test? You're already making my heart race.

Want to test my reflexes? I promise I'll react quickly.

Let's skip the foreplay and go straight to labor.

I hope to someday be your emergency contact.. ;)

I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.

What do you and a febrile patient have in common? You’re both hot.

I’m a med student, trust me, I KNOW how to palpate you right! ;)

I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!

Why study an embryo when we can make one!

I'm no urologist, but I'd love to examine your flow.

Care for some hormone therapy? I've got a natural injection for you.

Want to be my personal defibrillator? You've already got my heart racing.

Let's play 'find the G-spot' - I'll be thorough in my examination.

I must have rhinitis, because you're making me breathless.

Care to test my motility? I promise I'm a fast swimmer.

Want to check my blood pressure? I warn you, it rises when you're near.

Let's be like a catheter - I'll go in deep and drain you dry.

Roses are red, cyanosis is blue, I'm tachycardic when I'm with you.

Platelets are sticky, plasma is runny, your smile's so bright, it's giving me bunny.

White blood cells fight, red cells carry O2, But nothing compares to what you do to me, boo.

Arteries are red, veins are blue, I'd donate my heart, if it meant being with you.

By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.

Do you like men who take grooming seriously?

Want to pollinate and chill?

I'm not just good at pruning bushes, if you know what I mean.

Are you miracle grow? Because you're making my heart grow for you.

You must be a hardy perennial, because you've got me coming back year after year.

I hope you're into organic, because I don't use any protection on my plants.

For even trees grow in her direction mistaking her for the sun's light.

When I can’t be with you I read your favorite book, listen to your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, because in them I find little bits of you.

Should my passion for her be molded into bravery, even Hercules would shudder at my stance.

They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, but with the way you sway me with your warm embrace, even the blind can picture your elegance.

If I had a petal for every time I thought of you, I would have only one, for you have never left my mind.

I have seen your eyes millions of times, but yet I still do not find myself bored.

If I was a vampire, and you were the sun, I would never look for shade, I would rather burn at the sight of your shining beauty.

If I could rearrange the cosmos, I would replace the sun with you—your beauty shines brighter than any star.

Even if the sun disappeared, your light is all I need to guide me through the darkness.

I’m the pen, you’re the highlighter. I write our future, you make it brighter.

If you died, I’d be jealous of the earth because she’d get to hold you forever.

You stole my heart, my eyes, and my thoughts—all that’s left is my last name.

If love is a battlefield, then you’re the victory that I’m fighting for.

Are you the sun? Cause you give life to my world.

If I can remake the universe based on my own image, I'd make you the moon so I can gaze upon you every night.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d only have one because you never left my mind.

I have late night conversations with the moon. He tells me about the sun, I tell him about you.

If you had the curse of Medusa, I would admire your eyes just the same, for at least I would have died doing what I love.

I wish I was one of your tears so I could be born in your eyes, caress your cheek, and die on your lips.

If you were an elevator what button would I push to go down on you?

Roses are red, the sun gives off heat. If your legs get tired, use my face as a seat.

Hey, are you a toaster because I want to butter your bread.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?

Are you French? Cause ma-damn, you’re fine.

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed be cute together.

Aside from stealing hearts, what do you do?

Are you a beaver? Because DAM!

Are you good at math? Me neither. The only number I care about is yours.

Is your mom an artist? Because she made a masterpiece.

Are you salt? Because you are SODIUM FINE.

Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.

You're looking enchanting-ly tonight. Don't tell me you're a wizard.

You're looking tasty-ly tonight. Don't tell me you're a snack.

Are you a magician? Because abraca-damn, you’re stunning.

Are you China? Because I’m China get with you.

I’m having a sale in my room—all clothes are 100% off. Care to place an order?

Are you from Korea? Because I think you’re my Seoul-mate.

Are you a construction worker? Because you are building.

It’s time to pay up, because you’ve been living in my head rent-free.

Your vibe is my favorite kind of symphony.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Why spell Bee, When you can spell B. Why spell See, When you can spell C. Why spell Love, When you can spell Me💞

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

You know what's beautiful? Repeat the first word.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.

Are you my favorite song? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.

If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Didn’t we meet in a past life? Because I can’t imagine a world without you.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?

I must be a time traveler, as I can’t imagine my future without you.

When I was a kid I used to have to chase butterflies. Now you’re over here bringing them right to me.

Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.

Are you a strawberry? Because I’ll always pick you.

My favorite word is 'universe' because it starts with U N I.

My Wi-Fi is 4G, but my heart is 4U.

Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.

Are you a berry? Because you’re berry much my type.

I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

You look a lot like my next partner.

You turn my software into hardware.

If you were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA synthase. Could I unzip your genes?

You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you’re a cute girl.

I wish I was adenine, so I could be paired with you.

If I could make any compound, I’d make Uranium Iodide, to put U and I together.

Are you the square root of 2, because you make me feel irrational.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Do I know you? Because you look like my next girlfriend.

I’m not drunk; I’m intoxicated by you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You stole my heart, now let’s break some rules.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My heart’s on a mission, and it’s targeting you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I must be dreaming because I’m here with you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I was lost until the day I found you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Let’s skip the small talk and find something to do.

Your lips look lonely…would they like to meet mine?

Are you SpongeBob? Because I want to explore your bikini bottom.

Your dad must be a baker 🍞

Is it a good thing that I have my library card? Cause I’m totally checking you out.

People call me Emmanuel. But you can call me tonight ;)

I don’t believe in love at first sight. But I would make an exception for this case.

No wonder the sky is grey. All the color is in your eyes.

You’re so sweet that you give me a toothache.

Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

Are you English breakfast? Because you’re a hot-tea.

What time do you need to be back in heaven?

The sun must be jealous of how bright your eyes shine.

Your parents must be a baker. Because you are a cutie pie.

I used to think I needed glasses. But now I can see clearly that we’re meant to be together.

If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.

If beauty were a currency, you’d be priceless.

I got us sushi for dinner tonight, but that’s not the only thing we’ll be doing raw.

Kissing is a universal love language. Want to start a conversation with me?

You’re so magnetic! My zipper is falling for you.

You look like the scariest haunted house because I’m going to scream so loud when I’m inside of you.

Can I buy you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing.

Where in Asia are you from? I can totally see myself in ja-panties.

It doesn’t matter to me what you’ve got in your pants, so long as you can take what’s in mine!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass!

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a calendar? Because I want to date you.

Are you YouTube? Cuz I want you-tu-be mine

Excuse me, could you tell me what time it is? Because since I met you, I feel like time has stood still.

You’ll be Jasmine without the ‘jas’

Let me take you out to eat but I'll be the only one eating

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Shall I compare thee to a summersday? No, because a summersday is not a bitch

If you sit on my face, I’ll eat you all the way to your heart 😘

Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?

Are you tired of running through my mind all day?

Are you public speaking? Because you make me really nervous.

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

Are you my grades? Because you’re bad AF.

If seeing is believing, I want you to believe me when I say I have a nice cock.

Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life.

You better tie your shoe, I don’t want you falling for anybody else.

Have you seen Spotify’s top songs? I think they made a mistake. I looked at the hottest singles, and you were nowhere to be found.

Are you a Wi-fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.

Aside from being gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.

Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

Are you Homework cause I slam you and do you all night

You're such a catch it's surprising no one has you tied down yet.

Roses are red. The sun is hot. Come over here and choke on my ….(fill in the blank)

Nice set of legs! What time do they open?

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

We're not pants, but I think we'd make a pretty great pair.

Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.

Are you a keyboard, because you're just my type.

Do you know what Thor and I have in common? We both think you're out of this world.

Do you know what The Hulk and I have in common? We both can't help but be drawn to you.

I thought this was a grocery store, but I must be in a bakery because you're sweet as pie.

I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

Do you know what Harry Potter and I have in common? We both think you're magical.

Do you know what Spider-Man and I have in common? We both want to catch you in our web.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Am I dead? Because you're an angel.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Is there a doctor nearby? Because when I'm next to you, my heart starts beating fast.

Can you help me, because my phone is missing something important…your phone number.

Do you work for NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.

Hey baby what's your favorite food…If i buy you ...can i have you for dinner?

Are you gasoline? Cause I wanna pump you in the back of my car

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll bring it back.

If we were characters in a movie, I'd want our story to be a romantic comedy, with a perfect ending together.

I wasn't planning on falling for anyone today, but meeting you just changed all my plans.

I was going to try to impress you with a pickup line, but then I realized being myself is the best way to do it.

I'm not a magician, but I can make your day brighter just by being around.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be rich enough to take you out for coffee.

I was going to write you a love song, but I figured a simple 'hi' and a smile might be enough.

If I were to write a book about how awesome you are, it would be a bestseller.

I thought I'd make a grand entrance, but I'm already head over heels just talking to you.

I don't usually do this, but you've got me stepping out of my comfort zone just to say hello.

I tried to come up with a clever way to ask you out, but I realized a direct approach is best: dinner sometime?

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd use my last breath to tell you how much I love you.

I was going to send you a funny meme, but I figured just saying hi and telling you you're incredible would be better.

Do you believe in destiny? Because meeting you feels like something that was meant to happen.

I'm not a genie, but I can grant you three wishes: dinner, a movie, and a great time with me.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you and I add up to something special.

I was about to start a conversation with you, but I think it's better to just say you're amazing.

I'm not sure if I need a map or just a guide, but either way, I'm lost in your eyes.

I thought of a clever line to impress you, but all I can think about is how awesome you are.

I've been trying to come up with a clever line, but all I keep thinking about is asking you out.

Do you have a minute? Because I need to take a moment to tell you how amazing you are.

I was going to write you a poem, but words seem too simple to describe how much I like you.

I think I made a mistake in my last text. Could you confirm whether it was asking you out or just thinking about you?

I just got a new phone, and I'm missing one number. Could it be yours?

I thought of a great line to impress you, but then I realized just being myself is the best way to do it.

I didn't believe in love at first sight until I saw you—can we test that theory together?

I'm not great with numbers, but I'm pretty sure the odds of me liking you are 100%.

I was going to ask if you believe in love at first sight, but I think it's pretty clear we've already got that covered.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together—care to make that a reality?

No, I'm not a magician, but I can make your worries disappear.

No, I'm not a scientist, but we've got great chemistry.

Your voice could make audiobook narrators question their career choice.

Excuse me, but can you help me with a quick survey? Rate how much I'm falling for you from 1 to 10.

I was going to wait until I knew you better to say this, but you're making it impossible to wait.

No, I'm not an artist, but I can draw you closer.

No, I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

No, I'm not a gardener, but I can plant a smile on your face.

No, I'm not a musician, but I can make your heart sing.

No, I'm not a knight, but I'm here to sweep you off your feet.

No, I'm not a writer, but I can write our love story.

No boat, no paddle...but still, you're my safe harbor.

No diamond, no gold...but still, you're my treasure.

No, I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

No brush, no canvas...but still, you paint my world.

No music, no lyrics...but still, you're my favorite song.

No wings, no feathers...but still, you lift my spirits.

No key, no lock...but still, you open my heart.

No magic, no spells...but still, you enchant me.

No sun, no moon...but still, you light up my life.

I must've stumbled into a garden... because you're a rare flower.

I must've become a poet... because you're pure inspiration.

I must've discovered magic... because you're enchanting.

No map, no compass...but still, you guide my heart.

No script, no stage...but still, you're my leading role.

Your smile must be a black hole; I'm irresistibly drawn to it.

If we were stars, our constellations would align perfectly.

In the book of my life, you're the plot that makes it all worth reading.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

My love for you is like pi—never-ending.

I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I must've been dreaming... because you're too good to be true.

I must've hit the jackpot... because you're a real treasure.

I must've found paradise... because you're a slice of heaven.

I must've won the lottery... because you're a total prize.

I must've seen a miracle... because you're absolutely divine.

I must've turned into an artist... because you're a masterpiece.

I must've walked into a fairytale... because you're a dream come true.

They say the best things are free—like the way you give me butterflies without even trying.

If the best things in life are free, then I must have hit the jackpot with how you make me feel.

They say the best things in life come without a price tag—lucky for me, you're priceless.

They say the best things in life are free, but you're the rare exception to that rule with how amazing you make me feel.

They say the best things in life don't cost a dime, so I guess you're my little budget-friendly luxury.

If the best things in life are free, then you must be the biggest bargain I've ever come across.

They say the best things are free, but your charm is so valuable, it should come with a price tag.

They say you can't put a price on the best things in life, but if I could, you'd be worth every penny.

I think I dropped my phone. Can you call it?

Don't you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but… I'm Batman.

Roses are red violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?

Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I'd catch you.

Roses are red, violets are blueco, I'll buy you a drink, my name is Tuco.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat again when I saw you.

Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

If my soul were a journey, you'd be the place I'd want to arrive.

If my emotions were stars, you'd be the brightest constellation in my sky.

If my heart were a treasure map, you'd be the X that marks the spot.

If my feelings were a road, it would lead straight to you.

If my heart had coordinates, they'd all point in your direction.

If my love were a journey, you'd be the only destination I'd want.

If my heart were a ship, you'd be my guiding star.

If my emotions were a compass, you'd be the north that guides me.

If my heart were a compass, it would point to you.

They say the best things in life are free—like the way you make me feel.

They say the best things in life are free, which is why I'm not charging you for making my heart race.

They claim the best things in life are free, so you must be a priceless gem that I just stumbled upon.

I see you're a fan of vodka. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

I don't have a pen or paper. But you still draw my attention.

All the pickup lines are taken, but are you?

I'm not a physicist, but I feel a strong magnetic attraction here. Is it just me?

I'm no geologist, but I feel a seismic shift in my world whenever you're near.

You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Hey. I'm the one you've been looking for. You can delete this app now.

Are you an exam? Because my mom told me not to cheat on important things.

Numbers start with 1 2 3. The alphabet starts with A B C. But the universe starts with U N I.

Stories begin with Once Upon a Time. Poems start with a rhyme. But the best stories start with U and I.

You owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I saw you.

You must be an important line in a book because seeing you is a highlight.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

You're the plot twist I didn't see coming but always needed.

You're the unexpected chapter I never knew I needed but can't put down.

You're the surprise ending I didn't anticipate, but now I can't imagine my story without it.

If my life were a map, you'd be the destination I'd always seek.

If my heart had a GPS, it would only navigate to you.

I'd love to take you out to the movies, but they don't allow snacks.

I'd love to take you dancing, but they don't allow stars on the floor.

I'd love to take you to a museum, but they don't allow masterpieces.

No pen, no paper...but still, you draw my attention.

My parents told me to chase my dreams—I guess that means you better start running.

No, I'm not a chef, but I'm cookin' up feelings for you.

Don't mind me! I'm just following my dreams.

Math is so confusing. It's always talking about X and Y, never about U and I.

History is crazy. It's always about the past, never about the future with you and I.

Science can be stressful. It's always about the elements, never about the chemistry between us.

Hi. I'm Mrs./Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I can't help but smile.

When we met, it was like listening to a song for the first time that I knew would eventually become my favorite.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?