69 Country Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, denim is blue, I'd trade my best cow just for a night with you.

Roses are red, the ranch is vast, How about we make this slow dance last?

Roses are red, my guitar's in tune, I'd sing you love songs underneath the moon.

Roses are red, the campfire's bright, Let's snuggle up close on this starry night.

Roses are red, the rooster's cocky, How 'bout we get a little bit rowdy?

Roses are red, my pickup is blue, I've got a hay bale with room for two.

Roses are red, violets are purple, Your curves are finer than a John Deere's circle.

Roses are red, cornfields are yellow, How 'bout we two-step, you handsome fellow?

Roses are red, my tractor's John Deere, Your smile's so bright, it outshines my headlights, dear.

Roses are red, the grass is so green, You're the prettiest thing this cowboy's ever seen.

Roses are red, my horse is brown, I'd lasso the moon just to see you in a wedding gown.

Roses are red, the sky is so big, Your beauty's got me squealing like a happy pig.

Roses are red, whiskey is amber, One look at you and I'm ready to clamber.

Roses are red, my boots are leather, How about we ride out this storm together?

Roses are red, moonshine is clear, Your eyes are intoxicating, darlin', come here.

Are you a country breeze? 'Cause you're blowing me away.

Is your daddy a horseshoe maker? 'Cause you're bringing me luck.

Are you a cowboy boot? 'Cause you're a perfect fit for me.

Must be a thunderstorm brewing, 'cause you're electrifying.

Are you a country sunset? 'Cause you're lighting up my world.

Is your name Dolly? 'Cause you're larger than life.

Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'd love to take you for a ride.

Must be county fair season, 'cause you're sweeter than cotton candy.

Are you a country creek? 'Cause I'd love to go skinny dipping with you.

Is your daddy a bull rider? 'Cause you're giving me a wild ride.

Are you a cornfield? 'Cause you're all ears for me.

Must be apple picking season, 'cause you're looking ripe and ready.

Are you a country star? 'Cause you're shining bright tonight.

Is your name July? 'Cause you're hotter than a firecracker.

Are you a square dance? 'Cause you've got me swinging.

Must be fishing season, 'cause you're quite a catch.

Are you a country mile? 'Cause I'd walk any distance for you.

Are you a country fair? 'Cause you're a prize I'd love to win.

Must be a drought, 'cause I'm mighty thirsty for your attention.

Are you a shotgun? 'Cause you've got me saying 'Yeehaw!'

Is your name Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

Are you a line dance? 'Cause you've got me stepping in your direction.

Must be wildfire season, 'cause you're smokin' hot.

Are you a southern drawl? 'Cause you're music to my ears.

Is your daddy a sheep farmer? 'Cause you're looking mighty fine.

Are you a country road? 'Cause I'd follow you anywhere.

Must be harvest time, 'cause I'm ready to reap your affection.

Are you a fiddle? 'Cause you're playing my heartstrings.

Is your name Jolene? 'Cause you're taking my man just by standing there.

Are you a rodeo clown? 'Cause you've got me laughing and wanting more.

Must be springtime, 'cause you've got me feeling frisky as a newborn calf.

Are you a honeybee? 'Cause you're the sweetest thing in these fields.

Is your name Dixie? 'Cause you're whistling my tune.

Are you a lasso? 'Cause you've got me all tied up.

Must be a full moon, 'Cause you're bringing out the wild in me.

Is your name Daisy? 'Cause I'm feeling Dukes of Hazzard crazy about you.

Must be hunting season, 'cause you've got me buck wild.

Are you a banjo? 'Cause you've got me strung out.

Is your daddy a moonshiner? 'Cause you've got me feeling intoxicated.

Are you a country song? 'Cause you've got me singing all night long.

Must be a blue ribbon hog, 'cause you're looking mighty fine.

Are you a tractor? 'Cause you're turning me on.

Is your name Georgia? 'Cause you're always on my mind.

Are you a cowboy hat? 'Cause you're topping me off just right.

Must be a stampede coming, 'cause my heart's racing for you.

Are you a honky-tonk? 'Cause I want to two-step with you all night long.

Are you a rodeo? 'Cause I'd love to hold on tight for 8 seconds.

Is your daddy a cattle rancher? 'Cause you've got some prime beef.

You must be a country road, 'cause you're taking me home.

Are you a barn? 'Cause I'd love to roll in your hay.

Is your name Whiskey? 'Cause you're looking mighty fine.

Are you a cowgirl? 'Cause you've got me saddled up and ready to ride.

Must be a heatwave coming, 'cause you're making me sweat.

Are you a farm? 'Cause I'd love to plow your fields.