68 Old School Pick Up Lines

Call me a classic vinyl - I might be old school, but I've still got all the right grooves.

Did someone turn up the heat? Because being this close to you has me sweating.

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because that backside is refreshing.

They say patience is a virtue, but you're making it hard to wait.

I must be a snowflake, because I'm melting from how hot you are.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you, and I'd love to see your tower.

Call me a baker because you've got my buns rising.

Must be a crime to look that good - I should call the horny police.

You must be a campfire, because you're hot and I want s'more.

Is your name Trouble? Because I'd get into it with you.

Like a good book, I'd love to take you home and stay up all night.

Must be your magnetic field, because you're pulling me in all the right ways.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you, and I'd pay anything.

You're like my browser history - I should clear you, but I can't resist.

Is it just me, or did someone order a whole meal? Because you're looking like a snack.

They say good things come to those who wait, but I'm tired of waiting.

Must be a sin to look that good - let me be your devil.

Like honey, you're sweet and I want to get stuck in you.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I'm ready to make a deposit.

Call me a photographer because I can picture us together, clothes optional.

You must be art because I want to nail you against the wall.

If this were the '50s, I'd ask to share a milkshake with you. But since it's not, how about we grab coffee instead?

Looks like my vinyl collection isn't the only classic I'd like to take home tonight.

They say chivalry is dead, but I'd still write you a love letter any day of the week.

Your smile's got more spark than my granddad's first Thunderbird.

If this were a drive-in movie, I'd definitely be sneaking glances at you instead of the screen.

You must be a vintage camera, because you've got me feeling developed.

If love were a record, you'd be my favorite track on repeat.

Call me a telegram, because I'm here to deliver a message: you're stunning.

Your style's so timeless, you make the classics look dated.

Like a good record player, I know exactly how to set the right mood.

Must be fate - my heart's skipping beats like a worn-out vinyl.

You're like my grandma's secret recipe - one of a kind and absolutely irresistible.

If you were a jukebox song, I'd play you all night long.

Consider me your personal switchboard operator - I'm here to make connections.

You must be a classic car, because you've got all the right curves.

Like a good leather jacket, you just get better with age.

If this were a sock hop, I'd dance with you until they kicked us out.

You're smoother than pomade on a greaser's hair.

Must be a time traveler, because you've got me seeing stars like it's 1955.

Like a good diner coffee, you've got me coming back for refills.

The way you move has me feeling like a broken record – I just can't stop watching.

Like a good vinyl, I bet you sound even better in private.

Must be a jukebox, because you've got all my favorite hits.

Call me a bootlegger, because I'd risk it all to get a taste of you.

You must be a pin-up calendar, because you're making every month worth looking at.

Like my granddaddy's moonshine – smooth, strong, and bound to get me in trouble.

If this were the '50s, I'd let you steal more than just my leather jacket.

You've got me feeling like a hot rod engine – all revved up with somewhere to go.

Must be wearing bobby socks, because you've got me all twisted up.

Like a drive-in movie, I've got some ideas for what we could do in the back seat.

You're smoother than a three-piece suit on a Saturday night.

Consider me your soda jerk – I know how to make things fizzy.

If you were a diner, I'd definitely be ordering the late-night special.

Like a good swing dance, I know exactly when to dip you.

Must be a time machine, because you've got me seeing stars from every decade.

You're making my heart race faster than a '57 Chevy.

Like a good radio show, I can keep you entertained all night long.

If this were a sock hop, I'd make sure our bodies stayed close.

You must be a jazz club, because you've got all the right moves after dark.

Consider me your personal milkman – I always deliver.

Like a switchblade comb, I'm smooth when I need to be.

You've got me spinning like a 45 on repeat.

Must be wearing magic shoes, because you've been running through my mind all week.

Like a good greaser, I know how to handle the curves.

If you were a doo-wop song, you'd be the one that gets stuck in my head.

You're hotter than a summer night at the drive-in.

Like a good rockabilly tune, I know how to make your heart shake, rattle, and roll.