43 Mortgage Pick Up Lines To Make Her Invest in You

Call me a mortgage broker, because I'd love to help you close.

Are you a mortgage-backed security? Because you've got me feeling risky.

I'd happily go underwater on my mortgage if it meant diving into a relationship with you.

Let's be like mortgage insurance and stick together until we reach 20%.

Let's be like points on a mortgage and buy down our inhibitions.

You must be a reverse mortgage, because you're giving me everything I need later in life.

If you were a bank, I'd always be in your lobby.

Are you a bank holiday? Because you've got me feeling closed for business.

If you were a bank, I'd trust you with all my assets.

Are you a bank vault? Because you look impenetrable, but I'd love to crack your code.

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.

Let's make like a bank and lose control.

Are you an adjustable-rate mortgage? Because my interest in you keeps going up.

Is your name Mortgage? Because you've got me committed for 30 years.

Call me the Drifter, 'cause I'm ready to bank those motes in your vault.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

I'd like to make a bid on your heart - no contingencies.

Are you an adjustable rate? Because you keep rising in my eyes.

Are you a rate lock? Because I want to secure you before you get away.

Let's consolidate our assets and create a love portfolio.

Are you a home equity line? Because I'd like to tap into your potential.

Are you a closing disclosure? Because you've got all the details I need.

Let's skip the inspection - I can already tell you're structurally sound.

You must be an FHA loan, because you're making my dreams accessible.

Call me a lender, because I'm ready to give you everything I've got.

Are you a title search? Because you've cleared away all my doubts.

I'd love to be the principal on your interest-only loan.

Are you a fixed rate? Because I'm interested in locking you down long-term.

Is your name Equity? Because you're building up my interest.

You must be a balloon payment, because you've got me inflated.

I'd like to refinance my heart and put you as the primary lien holder.

I'd happily go through underwriting if it meant a lifetime approval with you.

You're like a perfect credit score - totally irresistible.

Can I be your co-signer? I promise to support you in all your endeavors.

Are you a down payment? Because you've captured 20% of my heart already.

Let's skip the pre-approval and go straight to underwriting our relationship.

You must be a low interest rate, because you've got my attention without much effort.

I'd forfeit my escrow account just to spend one evening with you.

Let's commit to a 30-year fixed relationship - no early payoff penalties.

You're like a cash-out refinance - you've increased my value significantly.

I'd gladly pay PMI if it meant insuring our future together.

Are you an appraisal? Because you've far exceeded my expectations.

Let's consolidate our debts and create a unified love loan.