20 Black Hole Pick Up Lines

Your gravitational pull is so strong, I can't escape your event horizon.

Are you a supermassive black hole? Because you're the center of my universe.

I must be experiencing time dilation, because every moment with you feels like eternity.

Your beauty is so intense, it's warping the fabric of spacetime around you.

Is your name Sagittarius A*? Because you're the star at the center of my galaxy.

I'm falling for you faster than light falls into a black hole.

Your curves are more captivating than the curvature of spacetime near a singularity.

Are you a binary black hole system? Because you and I could make waves across the cosmos.

I'd cross the event horizon just to get closer to you.

Your attraction is so strong, not even light can resist you.

Is that a Hawking radiation in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's form an accretion disk and see what hot matter we can generate.

Your eyes are like quasars - they outshine everything else in the universe.

I'm drawn to you like matter to a black hole - irresistibly and completely.

Want to explore my ergosphere? I promise it'll be a wild ride.

Your presence distorts my worldline in all the right ways.

Let's merge our event horizons and create some gravitational waves.

Are you a white hole? Because you're ejecting all sorts of exotic matter into my life.

I must be approaching your Schwarzschild radius, because time seems to stop when I'm with you.

Your body has more curves than a spacetime diagram near a rotating black hole.