35 Black Hole Pick Up Lines

You must be a black hole because you’re pulling me in, and I’m pretty sure I’m about to lose all sense of time and space.

Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in, and I’m not even trying to escape.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm falling hopelessly into your gravitational field and there's no escape.

You must be a black hole, because I'm powerless against your attraction.

Are you a supermassive black hole? Because you're the center of my universe.

I'm falling for you faster than light falls into a black hole.

Are you a binary black hole system? Because you and I could make waves across the cosmos.

I'm drawn to you like matter to a black hole - irresistibly and completely.

Your body has more curves than a spacetime diagram near a rotating black hole.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm drawn to your event horizon.

Are you a black hole? I just can't seem to escape your pull.

Are you a black hole? Because I'm completely drawn to you.

Want to explore my black hole later?

Your eyes must be black holes, because I find it impossible to escape their gravitational pull.

Your smile must emit Hawking radiation, because it's causing my black hole of loneliness to evaporate.

You must be a black hole, because I'm drawn to your heavenly body.

Hawking talked about black holes, but he never understood how you pulled me in.

Your smile must be a black hole; I’m irresistibly drawn to it.

Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in with your gravity.

Your smile must be a black hole; I'm irresistibly drawn to it.

Your gravitational pull is so strong, I can't escape your event horizon.

I must be experiencing time dilation, because every moment with you feels like eternity.

Your beauty is so intense, it's warping the fabric of spacetime around you.

Is your name Sagittarius A*? Because you're the star at the center of my galaxy.

Your curves are more captivating than the curvature of spacetime near a singularity.

I'd cross the event horizon just to get closer to you.

Your attraction is so strong, not even light can resist you.

Is that a Hawking radiation in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Let's form an accretion disk and see what hot matter we can generate.

Your eyes are like quasars - they outshine everything else in the universe.

Want to explore my ergosphere? I promise it'll be a wild ride.

Your presence distorts my worldline in all the right ways.

Let's merge our event horizons and create some gravitational waves.

Are you a white hole? Because you're ejecting all sorts of exotic matter into my life.

I must be approaching your Schwarzschild radius, because time seems to stop when I'm with you.