51 Burito Pick Up Lines

Are you a burrito? Because I want to unwrap you slowly and savor what's inside.

Like a good burrito, I'd like to keep you warm and tightly wrapped in my arms tonight.

Call me a burrito because I'm hot, full of flavor, and guaranteed to satisfy.

I must be a burrito maker because I've got all the right ingredients to spice up your night.

They say the secret to a perfect burrito is the right amount of heat... care to find out if we have it?

Is your name Burrito? Because you've got me feeling all warm and stuffed with emotions.

Like a burrito, my love for you is wrapped up in layers, but things could get messy when we unwrap.

You must be a gourmet burrito because you're looking like a five-star meal.

Let's be like a burrito and guac each other's worlds.

I may not be a burrito, but I'd love to be the hot sauce in your life.

Are you a burrito? Because I want to hold you tight and never let go.

Like a good burrito, I promise I won't fall apart when things get hot and steamy.

They say life is like a burrito - we're just trying to keep it all together. Want to try keeping it together with me?

If you were a burrito, you'd be extra spicy with a side of irresistible.

I must be hungry because I've been craving you like my favorite midnight burrito.

Let me be the tortilla to your fillings - I'll wrap you up and keep you warm all night.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the way you roll that burrito?

You and I would make the perfect burrito - a little sweet, a little spicy, and absolutely satisfying.

I know we just met, but I can already tell you're the whole package - just like my favorite burrito.

I'd love to be the foil that keeps your burrito warm and fresh.

Are you a California burrito? Because you've got all the extras that make life worth living.

Let's be like a burrito bowl - no boundaries between us.

If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be rice... I mean right.

I'd sacrifice the guac upcharge just to spend time with you.

Like a burrito that's too good to put down, I can't seem to take my eyes off you.

You must be a burrito because you've wrapped up all my attention.

Let's make like a burrito and get all our best ingredients together for an unforgettable night.

If you were a burrito, you'd be the kind I'd risk burning my mouth for because I couldn't wait to taste you.

They say good things come wrapped in foil – care to unwrap with me tonight?

If you were a burrito, I'd pay extra for your special sauce.

Like a burrito after midnight, you're exactly what I'm craving right now.

Are you a burrito? Because I'm willing to make a mess for a taste of you.

I'd love to be the beans to your rice – inseparable and better together.

Let's be like a burrito and its hot sauce – you can't have one without the other.

I must be a burrito chef because I know exactly how to handle things that are hot.

You've got me more wrapped up than a double-wrapped burrito.

Is your name Chipotle? Because you're giving me feelings that are impossible to contain.

Let me be the guacamole to your burrito – I might be extra, but I'm worth it.

Like the perfect burrito ratio, I think we've got the right chemistry.

You must be a burrito because I want to take you home and enjoy you all night long.

Some like it mild, but with you, I'd definitely choose spicy.

Just like a burrito, I promise to keep all your secrets tightly wrapped.

Are you a street taco or a burrito? Either way, I'd love to take a bite.

If love was a menu item, you'd be the burrito supreme with all the extras.

Let's be honest – like a good burrito, I might be messy, but I'm worth it.

They say the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but you've found a shortcut with that burrito in your hand.

Are you a breakfast burrito? Because you're exactly what I want to wake up to.

I'd fold myself into your life like a perfectly wrapped burrito.

Just like a burrito with extra jalapeños, I can handle the heat if you can bring it.

They call me 'The Burrito Whisperer' because I know exactly how to handle hot things with care.

Like a burrito that's too good to share, I want you all to myself.