38 Bank Pick Up Lines

If you were a bank, I'd always be in your lobby.

If love were a currency, you'd be my blue-chip stock.

I'd like to diversify my portfolio with a little bit of you.

You must be a high-interest account, because you've got my full attention.

If you were a bank, I'd trust you with all my assets.

Your eyes are like the perfect investment - valuable and captivating.

I'd love to be the CFO of your heart.

You're like a rare coin - one of a kind and highly sought after.

Can I interest you in a merger? I think we'd make a profitable partnership.

Your charm is my favorite form of capital gains.

If you were a currency, you'd always be trending upward.

I'd never need overdraft protection with you by my side.

You must be a prime rate, because you're looking mighty fine.

I'd like to make a long-term investment in getting to know you better.

Your personality is like a balanced portfolio - diverse and intriguing.

If relationships were stocks, ours would be a safe bet.

You're like a perfectly timed market entry - right on the money.

I'd gladly trade all my assets for a chance with you.

Your presence appreciates my day more than any market rally.

Are you a high-yield savings account? Because I'm very interested in making a long-term deposit.

You must be compound interest, because my attraction to you keeps growing exponentially.

Is your name Cash? Because I'd love to withdraw you tonight.

Call me a loan shark, because I'm going to charge you interest for keeping my heart.

Are you a credit score? Because you're looking fine-ancial.

I must be overdrawn, because you're taking my breath away.

Let's skip the small talk and go straight to mergers and acquisitions.

Are you a bank holiday? Because you've got me feeling closed for business.

I'd like to open a joint account with you - clothing optional.

You must be my net worth, because you make me feel like a million bucks.

Is your name Capital? Because I'd love to see you appreciate over time.

Are you a debt collector? Because you're after my assets.

Let's be like a good investment portfolio - diversified and balanced.

Are you a bank vault? Because you look impenetrable, but I'd love to crack your code.

I must be in arrears, because I've fallen hard for you.

Let's be like blockchain - our connection will be unbreakable and transparent.

Are you a bearer bond? Because I'd like to get my hands on you.

Call me a credit card, because I'll let you swipe me anytime.

Is your name Equity? Because I'd like to have a significant stake in you.