43 Science Pick Up Lines

Science can be stressful. It's always about the elements, never about the chemistry between us.

Newton claimed gravity is the force that pulls us down, but he never felt the pull of falling for you.

Darwin theorized evolution, but he missed how quickly I evolved into a fan of you.

Hawking talked about black holes, but he never understood how you pulled me in.

Curie discovered radioactivity, but she didn’t know how you’d light up my life.

Kepler mapped the stars, but he never charted how fast my heart races for you.

Galileo explored the cosmos, but he missed your cosmos.

Faraday found electromagnetic fields, but he needs to see the magnetic pull I have toward you.

Tesla harnessed electricity, but he never saw how electrifying my feelings for you are.

Feynman spoke of quantum mechanics while I speak of your mechanics.

Edison invented the light bulb, but he wasn’t aware of a brighter light.

Are you salt? Because you are SODIUM FINE.

Your smile must be a black hole; I’m irresistibly drawn to it.

You turn my software into hardware.

If you were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA synthase. Could I unzip your genes?

You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real.

Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you’re a cute girl.

I wish I was adenine, so I could be paired with you.

If I could make any compound, I’d make Uranium Iodide, to put U and I together.

Are you the square root of 2, because you make me feel irrational.

Are you a lab experiment? Because you’ve got me all stirred up.

Are you physics? Because you’ve got my heart accelerating.

Are you a black hole? Because you’re pulling me in with your gravity.

Are you a quark? Because you’re the fundamental piece I’m missing.

Are you a photon? Because you’re making my heart light up.

Are you an electron? Because you’ve got my heart in orbit.

Are you the theory of relativity? Because time seems to stand still when I’m with you.

Are you a magnetic field? Because you’ve got me attracted to you.

Are you quantum mechanics? Because you’re making my feelings superpositioned.

Are you a force of nature? Because you’ve got an irresistible pull.

Are you the speed of light? Because you’ve got me falling for you faster than ever.

Are you good at chemistry? Cause I think we might have some

Are you good at chemistry? Cause we should experiment.

Are you good at chemistry? Do you work with Na? Cause I think you’re sodium(so-dayum) fine

Are you a chemist? Because I feel a strong reaction between us.

Are you an element? Because you’re making my heart bond with yours.

Are you a catalyst? Because you’re speeding up my feelings.

Are you a proton? Because you’re positively perfect.

Are you a compound? Because I’m feeling a strong bond.

Are you a chemical reaction? Because you’ve got my heart in a frenzy.

Are you a solution? Because I’m falling for you and I’m not diluted.

Are you an isotope? Because my feelings for you are stable.

Do you know all the states of matter? (Solid, gas, liquid plasma). You forgot one…you matter.