40 Climber Pick Up Lines That Get Them Smiling

Is this route occupied? Because I'd love to project you.

Care to show me your technique? I hear your moves are incredible.

You must be a crimp because you've got me gripped.

Are you a first ascent? Because I've never seen anyone like you before.

Care to join me at the anchor point? I think we'd make a solid connection.

You must be a deep water solo, because you're making my heart take the plunge.

Want to boulder together? I've got a feeling we'd crush it.

Are you a multi-pitch route? Because I'd love to spend all day on you.

You must be redpointing, because you're sending my heart racing.

Are you a crashpad? Because I keep falling for you.

Is this crag getting steeper, or are you just making me weak in the knees?

You must be a 5.10, because you've got me climbing the walls.

I'd dyno any distance for a chance to belay you.

Is your harness too tight? Because you're taking my breath away.

They say climbing is all about problem-solving, but you're the only puzzle I want to figure out.

Want to tie in together? I promise to never let you down.

You must be an experienced climber because you've really got a hold on me.

Are you a figure-8 knot? Because you've got me all tied up inside.

Want to be my partner? I hear we'd make a great pair-a-bins.

You look like a V10, but I'd still like to try and send it.

Are you a rope burn? Because you've got me feeling hot.

You must be a highball, because you're way out of my grade but I still want to try.

Want to be my spotter? I've already fallen... for you.

You must be a slab climb - looking smooth but dangerous.

Care to share beta? I'd love to know all your best moves.

Are you an autobelay? Because I keep coming back to you.

Must be a granite crack, because you've got me jamming.

Want to traverse together? I promise to follow your lead.

You must be a crimp edge - small but powerful enough to hold my attention.

Call me a toe hook, because I'm trying to get a grip on you.

Must be a hot day - you're melting my belay device.

Are you sandbagged? Because you look way hotter than advertised.

Want to check out my rack? I've got all sizes.

Is that a quickdraw in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

They say don't climb alone, want to be my safety buddy?

Are you the crux? Because you're the hardest part of my day to get over.

Want to spend some time hanging out? I've got all the proper protection.

Are you a heel hook? Because you've got me twisted.

I'd love to show you my beta, but I'm getting distracted by yours.