35 Dairy Pick Up Lines

Are you homogenized? Because you've got me all shaken up.

I'd happily let you put me out to pasture.

You must be fresh milk, because you're doing my body good.

Want to come see my cream separator? I promise it'll be an enriching experience.

Are you a dairy fairy? Because you're magically delicious.

I'd never let you spoil - you're too fresh for that.

You must be Grade A, because you're top quality.

Want to come over and help me round up some frisky heifers?

Are you buttermilk? Because you're making me feel all tangy inside.

I'd never let you go sour - you're too sweet for that.

You must be whey protein, because you're making me feel strong.

Want to come over and see my milk house? I promise it'll be cool.

Are you cheese? Because you're looking sharp and mature.

I'd never put you out to pasture - you're too prime for that.

Want to join me for some farm-to-table flirtation?

I'm not just milking it when I say you're stunning.

You must be a prize heifer, because you've got me mooing.

Forget counting sheep - I'd rather count the moments until I see you again.

Are you pasteurized? Because you're making me feel all warm inside.

I'd gladly trade my prized bull for a chance with you.

You must be yogurt, because you're cultured and smooth.

Want to come over and see my milking parlor? I promise it'll be an udder delight.

Your eyes are like fresh cream - rich and irresistible.

I'm not just feeding you a line - you've really got me hooked.

Are you a dairy queen? Because you're royally attractive.

I'd never skim over the chance to get to know you better.

You must be Swiss cheese, because you've got me feeling hole-y.

Want to come churn some butter with me? I promise it'll be smooth.

Are you cream? Because I'd like to make you the top of my morning.

Your smile is so bright, it could curdle milk from across the pasture.

I must be churning butter, because my heart's beating fast around you.

Want to come back to my place and watch my cattle come home?

Are you a milk pail? Because you've got me bucket at the knees.

I'd let you graze in my fields any day.

Your beauty is udderly captivating.