51 Meat Pick Up Lines

You've seasoned my life with a flavor I never knew I was missing.

I have a feeling you and I would make the perfect surf and turf combo.

If life's a butcher shop, you're the prime cut I've been searching for.

Care to join me for a charcuterie board? I have a feeling we'd pair well together.

You must be Wagyu, because you're in a class all your own.

I'd brave any grill for a chance to meat you.

I'm usually more of a ham, but for you, I'd be anything you want on the menu.

I'd love to take you out for a taste test sometime. I have a feeling you're the finest cut around.

You must be dry-aged perfection, because you just keep getting better with time.

Is it hot in here, or is that just the sizzle between us?

I'd skip the appetizers and go straight for the main course if you were on the menu.

I must be a butcher's apron, because I want to cover you.

Call me a meat grinder, because you've got me worked up.

You must be Kobe beef, because you're top-tier and I'd pay anything for you.

Are you a sausage maker? Because you've got me stuffed with desire.

I must be a barbecue, because you're lighting my fire.

Call me a meat cleaver, because I'm falling for you hard.

You must be veal, because you're young, tender, and irresistible.

Are you a pork chop? Because you look succulent and juicy.

You must be ground beef, because you've got me all mixed up inside.

Are you a T-bone? Because you're bringing out the animal in me.

I'd love to wrap you up like bacon on a filet.

Call me a meat smoker, because I'd like to treat you low and slow.

I must be a carnivore, because I could eat you up all night long.

Call me a butcher's knife, because I'm sharp and into you.

You must be prosciutto, because you're thinly veiled perfection.

Are you a flank steak? Because you're looking lean and mean.

You must be a ribeye, because you've caught my eye.

Are you corned beef? Because you've got me feeling salty and wanting more.

Is your name Sirloin? Because you're a-grade attractive.

Call me a meat tenderizer, because you've got me pounding.

Call me a meat thermometer, because I'm sensing some heat between us.

You must be prosciutto, because you're looking mighty fine-cut.

Is your name Patty? Because you look like a real dish.

You must be salami, because you're spicing up my life.

Are you a brisket? Because you're smoking hot.

I must be a carnivore, because I can't take my eyes off you.

Call me a butcher's scale, because I'm weighing my options and you're looking pretty good.

You must be jerky, because you've got me all twisted up.

Are you a rotisserie? Because you've got me spinning.

I'd love to take you out for a romantic candlelit steak dinner... or maybe we could just meat up for coffee?

I must be a grill, because you're making me hot.

Are you a filet mignon? Because you're looking mighty fine.

I'd love to meat you for dinner sometime.

You're so attractive, you put the 'cute' in charcuterie.

Are you a burger? Because you're well-done and I want to take you home.

Call me a steak, because I'm rare and ready for you.

Are you a prime rib? Because you're a cut above the rest.

Call me a butcher, because I'm falling for you chop over heels.

You must be bacon, because you're sizzling hot.

Is your name Chuck? Because you've got me tender.