50 History Pick Up Lines

You're like my browser history - I should clear you, but I can't resist.

Are you my search history? Because I can't stop coming back to you.

I must be a browser history because I can't stop thinking about clearing my schedule for you.

Are you my search history? Because I can't stop coming back to you.

Are you my browser history? Because I want to keep you private but show you all my secrets

Call me a tree ring, because I want to be a part of your history.

I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

The difference between history and you is that history is the past and you’re my future.

Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember.

History is crazy. It's always about the past, never about the future with you and I.

Must be the Treaty of Versailles, because you've got me ready to sign my heart away.

Are you the Silk Road? Because you're connecting me to everything I desire.

Call me Michelangelo, because you're a masterpiece I can't stop staring at.

Like the Russian Revolution, you've completely overthrown my expectations.

Must be the Manhattan Project, because the chemistry between us is explosive.

Must be experiencing the Great Depression, because you just crashed into my heart.

Like Pompeii, you've got me frozen in my tracks - but in a good way.

Are you Florence Nightingale? Because you're healing all my heartache.

Call me Magellan, because I'd circumnavigate the globe just to see your smile.

Must be the Prohibition era, because you're intoxicatingly beautiful.

Like the Mona Lisa, your smile has me completely mystified.

Are you Joan of Arc? Because you're setting my heart on fire.

Call me Tutankhamun, because I'd wait thousands of years just to be discovered by you.

Must be the Apollo mission, because baby, you're out of this world.

Like the Trojan Horse, you've completely infiltrated my defenses.

Are you Catherine the Great? Because you're absolutely ruling my world right now.

Call me the Gutenberg Press, because I want to spread the word about how amazing you are.

Like the Age of Discovery, you've got me exploring all kinds of new feelings.

Are you Marie Antoinette? Because you're serving looks that are fit for royalty.

Call me the Great Wall of China, because I'd go to extraordinary lengths for you.

Call me Cleopatra, because I'd navigate any river to get to you.

Are you the Rosetta Stone? Because you're the key to unlocking my heart.

Must be the Space Race, because you're taking my breath away at astronomical speeds.

Like the Berlin Wall, all my barriers are falling down for you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can see my future in your eyes.

Call me the Magna Carta, because I'm ready to grant you some special rights.

Must be the Gold Rush, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

Like the Renaissance masters, you're a work of art I can't stop admiring.

Are you the Age of Enlightenment? Because you're bringing brightness to my world.

Call me Marco Polo, because I'd travel the world just to find someone like you.

Must be studying the Victorian era, because you've got me feeling all proper and improper at the same time.

Are you the Library of Alexandria? Because you've got everything I've been searching for and you're setting my heart on fire.

Call me Archimedes, because I've found what I've been looking for - Eureka!

Are you the Renaissance? Because you're bringing all sorts of new life into my world.

Must be the French Revolution, because my heart just had a coup de coeur for you.

Are you the Industrial Revolution? Because you've got my heart working overtime.

Call me Christopher Columbus, because I'm falling for you like it was destiny.

Are you the Declaration of Independence? Because you've got some inalienable rights to this heart.

Must be the Boston Tea Party, because you're making me want to harbor some strong feelings.

Like the fall of Rome, you've got my defenses crumbling.