120 Garden Pick Up Lines

Let's be like a grafted plant - two different stems, one united growth.

My love for you isn't annual, it's evergreen.

I'm no wallflower, but I'd love to climb all over you.

Let's not beat around the bush - I want to fertilize your soil.

You must be a corpse flower, because you've got me dying to see you bloom.

I'd gladly be your garden tool if it means I get to tend to your needs.

Let's skip the flowering courtship and go straight to seeding.

You've got me so excited, my stamen is about to burst with pollen.

I'm no green thumb, but I bet I could make your garden grow.

Let's be like a water lily - beautiful on the surface, but our roots intertwined below.

You're the missing petal in the flower of my life.

I'm not just here to stop and smell the roses - I'm here to make them blush.

Let's be like a succulent - thriving on minimal input but maximum passion.

You must be a rafflesia - rare, exotic, and absolutely intoxicating.

I'm no florist, but I know how to arrange a perfect night.

Let's skip the flowery language and get down to some serious cross-pollination.

You've planted a seed in my heart, now let's watch it bloom into passion.

I'm not just trying to get into your bed - I want to be in your window box too.

Let's be like a bonsai - meticulously cultivated and beautifully intertwined.

You're the sunshine to my chlorophyll - essential for my growth and happiness.

Forget about pushing up daisies - let's focus on pushing up other things tonight.

I'm no botanist, but I'd love to pollinate your pistil.

Let's be like a symbiotic relationship - you be the flower, I'll be your bee.

My love for you is like kudzu - wild, unstoppable, and slightly invasive.

Forget garden variety romance, let's cultivate something exotic.

You must be a night-blooming cereus, because you've got me staying up all night.

I'm not just trying to get in your plants, I want to root in your heart.

Let's skip the bouquet and go straight to deflowering.

You're so hot, you could turn my snake plant into a venus flytrap.

I'd traverse the Amazon just to find your rare orchid.

Roses are red, chrysanthemums are varied, in your garden of love, I'd like to get buried.

Roses are red, forget-me-nots are small, into your bed of flowers, I'd gladly fall.

Roses are red, lilacs are fragrant, for a chance with you, I'd be your vagrant.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your pistil's so fine, my stamen's brand new.

Roses are red, iris are clever, with you in my vase, I'd bloom forever.

Roses are red, daisies are sweet, your garden's so lush, it's swept me off my feet.

Roses are red, pansies have faces, your blossom's so fine, it leaves me in daze-ies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not much of a poet, but I'd love to deflower you.

Roses are red, buttercups are bright, in your field of wildflowers, I'd roll all night.

Roses are red, hyacinths are curled, your petals so soft, they've unfurled my world.

Roses are red, snapdragons are tall, into your flowerbed, I'd love to fall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your garden's so hot, it's making me dew.

Roses are red, dandelions spread fast, let's plant some seeds and make our love last.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stigma's so sticky, I'm stuck on you.

Roses are red, clovers bring luck, in your meadow of love, I'd love to get stuck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stamen's so long, it's making me woo.

Roses are red, jasmine climbs high, with you as my trellis, I'd reach for the sky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a gardener, but I'd love to plant one on you.

Roses are red, daisies are white, let's skip the flowers and spend the night.

Roses are red, orchids are rare, your beauty's exotic, beyond compare.

Roses are red, sunflowers are tall, into your garden, I'd love to fall.

Roses are red, lilies are fair, your pollen's so sweet, I can't help but stare.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm no botanist, but I'd love to study you.

Roses are red, tulips have style, your petals so soft, they make life worthwhile.

Roses are red, carnations are pink, of our budding romance, what do you think?

Roses are red, lavender's purple, your scent is intoxicating, my mind's in a whirl.

Roses are red, bluebells are blue, I'd love to pollinate exclusively with you.

Roses are red, marigolds are gold, with you by my side, I'll never grow old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your stem's so long, I can't help but pursue.

Roses are red, daffodils are yellow, for you, my dear, I'd be one lucky fellow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but our love's a rainbow - vibrant and true.

In the garden of life, you're the only bloom I'd pick.

Let's skip the flowering speech and plant the seeds of something real.

I don't know much about roses, but I'm an expert in defloration.

If I'd give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.

My love for you is like a perennial - it keeps coming back stronger each year.

Let's cultivate a relationship - I promise it'll be more than just flowering words.

They say money doesn't grow on trees, but our love could blossom on any branch.

I'm no florist, but I know how to arrange a perfect date.

My heart's a greenhouse, and you're the exotic bloom I've been nurturing.

Are you a potato? Because you look ap-peeling in those jeans.

I'm no tree hugger, but I'd love to embrace you.

Is your name Basil? Because you're looking herb-solutely fantastic.

Do you have a twin? Because you're one in a melon.

I'm not a gardener, but I know a fine hoe when I see one.

Are you miracle grow? Because I swear you're making my pants shrink.

Is your dad a lumberjack? Because every time I look at you, my wood rises.

Are you a scarecrow? Because you're outstanding in your field.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd love to bury my face in your produce section.

Do you work at a plant nursery? Because you're giving me a growmance.

Are you a venus flytrap? Because you've caught my attention and I can't escape.

I must be a mushroom, because I'm a fun guy who likes to grow on people.

Is your name Aloe? Because you'd vera much improve my life.

Are you a cactus? Because you're looking sharp tonight.

Do you like raking leaves? Because I'm falling for you.

Is your name Clover? Because I've been looking for you all my life.

You must be good at gardening, because you've planted yourself in my heart.

Are you a sunflower? Because you're the sunshine of my life.

I'm not a botanist, but I can tell our chemistry is organic.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

Are you a plant? Because I can't leaf you alone.

You must be a gardener, because you've turned my life into a bed of roses.

Is your name Ivy? Because you're always on my mind.

Are you a potato? Because you're looking a-peeling!

I'm no tree expert, but I'm pretty sure you're a real catch-us.

Do you have a garden? Because you've planted seeds of love in my heart.

By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.

Do you like men who take grooming seriously?

Want to pollinate and chill?

I'm not just good at pruning bushes, if you know what I mean.

Are you miracle grow? Because you're making my heart grow for you.

You must be a hardy perennial, because you've got me coming back year after year.

I hope you're into organic, because I don't use any protection on my plants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My garden needs tending, how about you?

Roses are red, my thumbs are green, You're the finest flower I've ever seen.

Roses are red, weeds are persistent, My attraction to you is just as consistent.

Roses are red, my hoe is rusty, Fancy a roll in the hay? I promise I'm trusty.

Roses are red, my garden's in bloom, Care to join me in the potting room?

Roses are red, lilies are white, Let's plant some seeds and stay up all night.

Roses are red, my leaves are green, You're the most beautiful thing my garden's ever seen.

Roses are red, my shovel's for digging, Your beauty's got my heart rate kicking.

Roses are red, my watering can's blue, I'd love to cultivate something with you.

Roses are red, my compost is steamy, Your eyes make me feel all dreamy.

Roses are red, my seedlings are small, But my love for you could grow quite tall.

Roses are red, my garden's well-tilled, With you, all my fantasies could be fulfilled.

Roses are red, my wheelbarrow's sturdy, Let's get our hands dirty and talk flirty.

Roses are red, my harvest is ripe, You're exactly my favorite type.

Roses are red, my fence needs mending, How about a happy ending?

Roses are red, my shed's full of tools, For you, I'd break all the gardening rules.

Roses are red, my plants need sun, With you, I bet we could have some fun.