Are you a restricted airspace? Because my thoughts about you are definitely not FDA approved
out of pocket0You must be climate change because you've got me feeling some type of way that should be illegal
out of pocket0Call me a broken elevator because I'm ready to let you down in all the right ways
out of pocket0You must be taxes because you're taking up 99% of my mental real estate without my consent
out of pocket0Are you a pending software update? Because you've been popping up in my mind at the most inconvenient times
out of pocket0Call me a bad internet connection because I'm about to make you wait before you get what you want
out of pocket0You must be my student loans because I can't stop thinking about you even though I should
out of pocket0Are you my browser history? Because I want to keep you private but show you all my secrets
out of pocket0Call me a streaming service because I'm about to give you the free trial of your life
out of pocket0Must be a terms and conditions agreement because I'm ready to accept without reading the fine print
out of pocket0Are you a YouTube ad? Because I can't skip past you even when I try
out of pocket0Call me your phone battery because I'll give you anxiety when I'm low
out of pocket0You must be my Spotify playlist because you've got me on shuffle between catching feelings and playing it cool
out of pocket0Are you my credit score? Because you're a perfect 850 and I'm trying to maintain you
out of pocket0Call me a grocery store receipt because I'm longer than I need to be but you still want to keep me
out of pocket0Must be a Netflix password because everyone wants access but only you get the real me
out of pocket0Are you my screen time report? Because you're showing up way more than I expected
out of pocket0Call me your delivery order because I'm about to exceed your expectations but might take a minute
out of pocket0You must be my autocorrect because you're changing things I never meant to fix
out of pocket0Are you my phone storage? Because you're taking up all my space and I'm not even mad
out of pocket0Call me your Instagram feed because I'll keep you scrolling for hours
out of pocket0Must be my calendar notifications because you keep popping up when I least expect it
out of pocket0Are you my Uber rating? Because you're a solid 5 stars and I'm trying to maintain that status
out of pocket0Call me your Amazon cart because you want me but you're waiting for the right time
out of pocket0You must be my dating app because you're giving me better options than I deserve
out of pocket0Are you my mobile data? Because I want unlimited access to you
out of pocket0Call me your fitness app because I'm about to give you the workout of your life
out of pocket0Must be my weather app because you're hot but might be lying to me
out of pocket0Are you my gaming console? Because you're expensive but worth the investment
out of pocket0Call me your social media because I'm about to make you go public with your feelings
out of pocket0Call me your wellness app because I'm giving you daily notifications about self-care and me-care
out of pocket0Are you my Chrome tabs? Because I've got 50 thoughts about you open and I'm not closing any
out of pocket0Must be my Duolingo streak because you're making me consistently show up even when I'm scared
out of pocket0Call me your Discord server because I'm about to give you admin privileges to my heart
out of pocket0Are you my blue light glasses? Because you're protecting me from damage but still letting me stare
out of pocket0Must be my Spotify wrapped because you're exposing all my emotional moments
out of pocket0Call me your phone plan because I'm offering unlimited everything with a long-term commitment
out of pocket0Are you my Google calendar? Because you're fully booked but I'm still trying to schedule something
out of pocket0Must be my software update because you're forcing me to restart my whole system
out of pocket0Call me your PDF file because I'm secure but you can still open me up
out of pocket0Are you my cloud storage? Because you're holding all my precious memories
out of pocket0Must be my Airpods because you're expensive but I lost you anyway
out of pocket0Call me your Twitter feed because I'm chaotic but you can't stop refreshing
out of pocket0Are you my bank account? Because you've got me checking you multiple times a day
out of pocket0Must be my smart watch because you're tracking my heart rate and it's definitely elevated
out of pocket0Call me your spam folder because I'm persistent and you should check me out
out of pocket0Are you my Reddit thread? Because you've got me invested in this long discussion
out of pocket0Must be my keyboard suggestions because you're always popping up with exactly what I need
out of pocket0Call me your laptop charger because you only want me when you're running low
out of pocket0Are you my mobile hotspot? Because I'm only sharing this connection with you
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