48 Drunk Pick Up Lines

They say drunk words are sober thoughts, so let me tell you how beautiful you are while I'm still feeling brave.

Trust me, I'm not drunk—I'm just intoxicated by you.

I’m not drunk; I’m intoxicated by you.

Are you a fine wine? Because you've got me intoxicated by your presence alone.

I must be a few drinks in because you've got me feeling dizzy... or maybe that's just what happens when I look at someone so stunning.

Is your name Tequila? Because one look at you and I'm ready to make some questionable decisions.

Like my drink, you're smooth, top-shelf, and leaving me wanting more.

Are you champagne? Because you're making my heart bubble over.

I might be tipsy, but I'm sober enough to know you're the most attractive person in this bar.

Call me whiskey because I'm getting bolder by the minute around you.

Like a perfect cocktail, you've got all the right ingredients to make my night interesting.

Is your name Vodka? Because you're making everything else around you disappear.

Unlike my drink, I won't be leaving you on the table.

You must be a strong pour because you've got me weak in the knees.

Like my favorite bourbon, you're aged to perfection and making me feel warm inside.

Are you a mixologist? Because you're stirring up all kinds of feelings in me.

They say alcohol brings out the truth, so here's mine: you're absolutely gorgeous.

Like a good wine, I bet you get even better with time.

Call me a martini because I'm shaken by your beauty, not stirred.

Unlike this drink, my interest in you won't be watered down.

You must be a shots because you've hit me hard and fast.

Like my drink choice, you're classic, smooth, and exactly what I need right now.

Like my bar tab, you're making the numbers in my heart add up.

Must be the gin talking, but I think you and I could create some epic memories.

Are you a rum and coke? Because you're the perfect mix of sweet and intoxicating.

Unlike my tolerance, my attraction to you is incredibly high.

Call me a wine glass, because I'm ready to hold something special tonight.

Like this Moscow Mule, you've got a kick that's got me coming back for more.

Must be the mojito making me minty fresh, but I'd love to get your number.

Like a Long Island Iced Tea, you're dangerously attractive and full of surprises.

Are you a shot of Fireball? Because you're making my heart feel hot.

Unlike my beer goggles, my interest in you will still be clear in the morning.

Call me a happy hour special because I'm a great deal and only available for a limited time.

Like this margarita, you've got me feeling salty and sweet.

Must be the sangria talking, but I think we'd make a perfect blend.

Are you an Irish Coffee? Because you're hot and keeping me up all night.

Like my drink order, I may be basic but I know what I want - and that's your number.

Call me a light beer because I'm easy to handle but still fun to take home.

Like this fancy cocktail, you're worth every penny.

Must be the rosé, but I'm seeing life through rose-colored glasses since I spotted you.

Unlike this last call, I hope our night's just beginning.

Are you a craft beer? Because you're unique and I want to know your story.

Like my favorite dive bar, you feel like home.

Call me a wine tasting, because I'd love to spend hours savoring your company.

Must be the Jäger talking, but I think you're the master of my heart.

Like this top-shelf liquor, you're worth splurging on.

Are you a beer flight? Because I want to sample everything you have to offer.

Unlike my empty glass, my heart is full when I look at you.