115 Funny Pick Up Lines

Are you a potato? Because you look ap-peeling in those jeans.

I'm no tree hugger, but I'd love to embrace you.

Is your name Basil? Because you're looking herb-solutely fantastic.

Do you have a twin? Because you're one in a melon.

I'm not a gardener, but I know a fine hoe when I see one.

Are you miracle grow? Because I swear you're making my pants shrink.

Is your dad a lumberjack? Because every time I look at you, my wood rises.

Are you a scarecrow? Because you're outstanding in your field.

I'm not a vegetarian, but I'd love to bury my face in your produce section.

Do you work at a plant nursery? Because you're giving me a growmance.

Are you a venus flytrap? Because you've caught my attention and I can't escape.

I must be a mushroom, because I'm a fun guy who likes to grow on people.

Is your name Aloe? Because you'd vera much improve my life.

Are you a cactus? Because you're looking sharp tonight.

Do you like raking leaves? Because I'm falling for you.

Is your name Clover? Because I've been looking for you all my life.

You must be good at gardening, because you've planted yourself in my heart.

Are you a sunflower? Because you're the sunshine of my life.

I'm not a botanist, but I can tell our chemistry is organic.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

Are you a plant? Because I can't leaf you alone.

You must be a gardener, because you've turned my life into a bed of roses.

Is your name Ivy? Because you're always on my mind.

Are you a potato? Because you're looking a-peeling!

I'm no tree expert, but I'm pretty sure you're a real catch-us.

Do you have a garden? Because you've planted seeds of love in my heart.

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed be cute together.

Are you a beaver? Because DAM!

Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.

Hand her a cheese grater. Grate to meet ya.

Are you China? Because I’m China get with you.

Girl are you from Mississippi? Cause you’re the only miss whose piss I sippie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Are you SpongeBob? Because I want to explore your bikini bottom.

Is it a good thing that I have my library card? Cause I’m totally checking you out.

People call me Emmanuel. But you can call me tonight ;)

Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

Are you English breakfast? Because you’re a hot-tea.

If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.

You’re so magnetic! My zipper is falling for you.

You look like the scariest haunted house because I’m going to scream so loud when I’m inside of you.

Where in Asia are you from? I can totally see myself in ja-panties.

It doesn’t matter to me what you’ve got in your pants, so long as you can take what’s in mine!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet ass!

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

We're not pants, but I think we'd make a pretty great pair.

Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.

Are you a triangle? Cause you're an acute one.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can get Messi.

Are you French? Because oui oui should go on a date.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Are you Irish? Because Irish we were dating.

Are you lingo? Because we could make a great duo (like Duolingo).

Are you John Cena? Because I've never Cena girl/guy like you.

Have you ever seen Star Wars? Because Yoda is a person for me.

Is there a holy beaver around here? Because God dam!

Are you an onion? Because you make my eyes water.

You must be made of cheese because you look so good.

Are you chicken fingers and fries? Because I don't care how many other options I have, I will always choose you.

Is your name Elsa? Because I'll never let you go.

Are you LEGO? Because I'd never LEGO of you.

Are you a vape pen? Because I'd never use you.

You look hot. Should I turn up the AC?

I may not be a cashier, but you sure have a few things I'd like to check out!

Are you a phone charger? Cause I'm dying without you!

Can I take your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year for Christmas.

Hey girl are you a terrorist propaganda? Cause I can listen to you all day long

Are you a flower? Because I wanna Bee with you forever.

We may not be socks. But you and I would make a great pair.

Are you an appendix? Because I want to take you out.

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Do you have a fishtail? Because we are mermaids for each other.

Are you from France? Cause, maDAMN you're fine!

You can call me Fred Flinstone because I'll make your bed rock.

What's your name again? Can I call you mine?

You must be lucky charms because you're magically delicious.

I might not be Abraham. But I'd still like to know when we're Lincoln up.

I'm Batman, and you're Robin my heart.

There must be something up with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

Are you a wall? Because I can't get over you.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.

Are you a cellphone? Because I can't take my eyes off you.

Wow, it must be hard for you to fly on planes because you are the bomb.

Are you studying history? Because I will give you a date to remember.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person of my dreams.

It's time to pay up because you've been living rent-free in my mind for weeks.

I couldn't fall asleep. So I fell for you instead.

Are you the first of April? Because I'm feeling like a fool for you.

I want you… to read the first three words of this text.

I feel like I'm a pen, and you're a highlighter. I write out our future, and you make it brighter.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

Did you just fart? Because you are blowing me away.

If I were an octopus, all three of my hearts would beat for you.

Wow, you must be an expert thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Are you Reddit stories? Because I'll always listen to you.

I see you like tequila. Does that mean you'll give me a shot?

Are you the school stairs? Because you take my breath away.

I don't have any more pickup lines, but you can pick me up at 9.

Even the keyboard knows that U and I should be together.

Are you a set of stairs? Because you take my breath away.

Did you know my shirt is made of girlfriend/boyfriend material?

Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.

Are you the Big Bang? Because you just set off a universe of feelings in my heart.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber."

Hey, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a Disney ride? Because I'd wait forever for you.