61 Shower Pick Up Lines

Are you a hot shower? Because you steam up my thoughts every time I think about you.

Is your love like shower water? Because I want it running all over me.

They say the best ideas come in the shower. Wanna help me brainstorm?

You must be shower thoughts, because you're unexpected, deep, and I can't get you out of my head.

Call me a shower head because I've got all the right pressure points.

They say you should conserve water by showering together. Want to help save the planet?

Are you shower tiles? Because I keep fantasizing about pushing you up against the wall.

Like a good shower, I promise to leave you feeling refreshed and satisfied.

I've been told I'm like a rain shower - I know exactly how to make you wet.

Like a perfect shower, I know exactly when to turn up the heat.

They say singing in the shower improves your voice. Want to make a duet?

Are you shower steam? Because you're making it hard for me to see straight.

I must be a shower thought because I pop into your mind when you're naked.

Like your favorite shower routine, I promise to be consistent, thorough, and leave you wanting more.

Are you a shower curtain? Because I'd love to slide you to the side and get things started.

Like shower water, I promise to hit all the right spots.

They say the shower is where people are most vulnerable. Want to share our deepest secrets?

Like a good shower gel, I leave a lingering scent you won't forget.

Are you shower steam? Because you've got me all hot and bothered.

Are you a rainfall showerhead? Because I want you pouring down on me.

Are you shower thoughts? Because you pop into my mind when I'm naked and wet.

Call me shower grout because I want to fill in all your spaces.

Like that moment when the shower hits the perfect temperature - I'll make you gasp with pleasure.

Are you shower fog? Because you're making it hard for me to see anyone else.

They say the average person spends 30 minutes in the shower. I bet I could make you stay longer.

Are you a shower caddy? Because I want to hang on your every curve.

Are you a shower drain? Because I'm falling for you in a swirl of emotion.

Call me your shower playlist because I'll set the perfect rhythm for our time together.

They say the shower is where you do your best thinking. Want to brainstorm some positions?

Are you a warm shower? Because you're exactly what I need to start and end my day right.

If you were soap and I was a shower, we could make some steamy memories together.

I'd like to be the soap that makes you sing in the shower.

Like soap in a hot shower, I melt a little every time I'm near you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future... and my dreams... and maybe my shower thoughts.

Like April showers, you bring something beautiful into my life.

Want to save water and shower together? It's eco-friendly and steamy.

Mind if I join your rain dance? I promise I'm great at getting wet.

Are you conditioner? Because you're making everything smooth between us.

I might need your help scrubbing those hard-to-reach places.

Is it hot in here or is it just the steam between us?

Need help with your back? I've been told I have magic hands.

Let's be like soap and water - better together than apart.

I must be a loofah because I can't wait to work up a lather with you.

Are you shampoo? Because you're making me foam with excitement.

Is your love like water pressure? Because I need it strong and steady.

Let me be your body wash - I promise to touch every inch.

Like the perfect water temperature, I know how to make you feel just right.

Are you a bathtub? Because I'd love to slip inside you.

They say cleanliness is next to godliness. Want to get heavenly together?

Are you bathroom acoustics? Because you make everything I say sound good.

Call me a towel because I want to be the thing that touches you when you're wet.

Are you a hot water knob? Because I'd love to turn you on.

Let's be like soap and skin - I want to get all over you.

Like a bathroom mirror, I can show you a steamy good time.

Like the perfect water pressure, I know how to make you feel just right.

Are you a loofa? Because I bet you know how to work up a good lather.

Let me be the soap that slides down your body.

Like the bathroom echo, I'll have you repeating my name.

Let's be like shampoo and conditioner - meant to be used together.

Are you body wash? Because I want to lather you up and down.

Like steam on a mirror, I want to leave my mark on you.