74 Minecraft Pick Up Lines

Roses are red, ender pearls are round, With you, I'm happier than pigs underground.

Roses are red, crystals end fights, Let's craft some love on starry nights.

Roses are red, netherite's rare, Your beauty would make a Wither stare.

Roses are red, pigstep's got groove, Into your heart, I'd love to move.

Roses are red, zombies are green, You're the finest skin I've ever seen.

Roses are red, enchantments glow, Your charm's more potent than any brew I know.

Roses are red, shulkers make you float, I'd cross an ocean just to get your vote.

Roses are red, iron makes tools, For your love, I'd break all the rules.

Roses are red, beacons shine bright, Your smile turns my day to light.

Roses are red, ghasts shoot flames, I'd slay the dragon to win your game.

Roses are red, sheep give us wool, Without you my inventory feels half full.

Roses are red, obsidian's tough, One look at you and I'm all roughed up.

Roses are red, carrots are gold, You're the rarest treasure these arms could hold.

Roses are red, lapis is blue, I'd trade all my diamonds just for you.

Roses are red, redstone glows bright, Let's snuggle in a bed and survive the night.

Roses are red, slimes are green, You're the hottest villager I've ever seen.

Roses are red, creepers explode, Your beauty's put my heart in overload.

Roses are red, endermen teleport, You're the only ore I want to sort.

Roses are red, mine coal with picks, Your curves are smoother than polished bricks.

Roses are red, blazes spit fire, You've lit my nether with desire.

Let's build our love like a Minecraft world - block by block, day by day.

You must be Smooth Stone, because you've got me feeling polished.

Are you a Compass? Because you always point me in the right direction.

Are you a Jukebox? Because you're music to my ears.

You must be Glowstone, because you brighten up my darkest caves.

Are you a Shulker? Because you make me levitate with desire.

Let's be like Ice and Water, and get a little steamy together.

You must be an Ender Dragon Egg, because you're one of a kind.

Are you a Composter? Because I want to put my junk in you.

Are you a Lodestone? Because you're constantly attracting me.

Let's make like a Nether Portal and get to the hot stuff.

You must be Obsidian, because you're making me rock hard.

Are you a Dispenser? Because you're shooting love arrows at me.

Let's be like Honey Blocks and stick together.

You must be a Respawn Anchor, because I always want to come back to you.

Are you a Hopper? Because you're collecting all my love.

Let's make like Villagers and trade hearts.

You must be an End Crystal, because you're explosive and mesmerizing.

Are you a Daylight Sensor? Because you light up my life.

Let's be like Slime Blocks and bounce all night.

You must be Crying Obsidian, because you're rare and beautiful.

Are you a Furnace? Because you're hot and I want to put my meat in you.

Let's make like Pistons and push each other's buttons.

Are you a Beacon? Because you light up my world.

I must be in the End, because you're a dragon in bed.

Let's be like Minecraft chickens and make an egg together.

Are you Netherite? Because you're the toughest and hottest thing I've ever seen.

I must be a Pillager, because I'm raiding your village tonight.

Are you a Pressure Plate? Because you turn me on instantly.

Let's make like scaffolding and go all the way to the top.

You must be an Elytra, because you make my heart soar.

Are you a Blaze? Because you're setting my world on fire.

Let's be like Experience Orbs and merge together.

You must be a Golden Apple, because you're enchanting and irresistible.

Are you a Shulker Box? Because I want to put my stuff in you.

Let's craft a future together, starting with breakfast.

You must be bedrock, because you're making me rock hard.

Are you on Creative mode? Because you've built the perfect body.

Is your love on Peaceful mode? Because I don't see any mobs around here.

You must be TNT, because you're dynamite.

Are you a potion of Invisibility? Because I can't see myself with anyone else.

Let's make like pistons and push our beds together.

You're hotter than lava, and I'm about to lose my diamonds.

Are you a Skeleton? Because you're giving me a bone-r.

I must be wearing Depth Strider boots, because I'm falling deep for you.

Is your name Steve? Because you've got me feeling blocky in all the right places.

You must be an Enderman, because you've teleported straight into my heart.

Are you redstone? Because you're sending signals straight to my heart.

I must be in the Nether, because you're setting my soul on fire.

Is your name Slime? Because you're making my piston sticky.

Are you an Ender Pearl? Because I'd go the distance for you.

Call me a creeper, 'cause I'm about to blow you away.

You must be enchanted, because I'm falling for you harder than anvils.

Are you a diamond ore? Because I'm digging you.