33 McDonald Pick Up Lines

You must be the reason they call it 'fast food', because my heart's racing just looking at you.

I'd brave brain freeze from a thousand McFlurries just to cool down around you.

If you were a limited-time offer, I'd make sure to catch you before you're gone.

I'd gladly work the night shift if it meant seeing you walk through those doors.

You're hotter than McDonald's coffee, and twice as stimulating.

I'd flip burgers all day if it meant I could flip your world at night.

Your presence is more satisfying than finding an extra nugget in my 10-piece.

If you were a menu item, you'd be the one that's always sold out.

I'd gladly trade my employee discount for your phone number.

Your charm is more addictive than their fries - and that's saying something.

If love was measured in Big Macs, my feelings for you would break the calorie counter.

If you were on the menu, you'd be the special of the day, every day.

I'd trade all the fries in the world for a chance to take you out.

I'd brave the longest drive-thru line just to spend a few moments with you.

You must be an apple pie, because you're hot and I want a taste.

Is this the Dollar Menu? Because you're a great deal.

Are you a McGriddle? Because you're the perfect mix of sweet and savory.

Can I be the Ronald to your McDonald?

You must be a Quarter Pounder, because you're a real beef.

Is your name Nugget? Because you're looking golden and delicious.

I'd break the ice cream machine for a chance with you.

Are you a Big Mac? Because you've got all the special sauce.

Can I be the cheese to your burger?

You must be a French fry, because you're hot and I'm salty.

Is your milkshake broken? Because you're bringing all the boys to the yard.

Can I have fries with that shake?

Are you a drive-thru? Because I'd like to come inside.

Is your name Mac? Because you're making me feel Big.

You must be a McFlurry, because you're sweet and a little frosty.

Can I be the sesame seeds to your bun?

Are you Ronald McDonald? Because you're clowning with my heart.

I'd like to supersize my order of you.

I must be lovin' it, because I'm loving you.